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Kote Anjaneya temple , Tumkur tourist attractions

In this short post , we share our visit experience to famous Kote Anjaneya temple , Tumkur about 75 kms from Bengaluru city

Spot Highlights

  • Historic temple - Idol existing since 500 years
  • Believed to be concerated by Sri Vyasaraja
  • Special chariot programs conducted every year
  • About 75 feet hanuman statue at entrance


Hanuman statue 

Temple Gopuram


This temple is one of Tumkur landmarks , attracts crowd at all times . Construction resemble cholas architecture . Temple has 2 sanctums , in main sanctum visitors take darshan of Hanuman idol of about 3-4 feet in standing position . The 75 feet Hanuman statue recently constructed is another major attraction which makes this a must visit tourist spot.  One can enjoy scenic hills opposite to this spot.

Temple is open between 7 AM to 1 PM and between 5.30 to 8 PM for darshan. Overall a good spot to visit with family and friends. Do visit this spot and share your experience.



Kaidala Chennakeshava temple - Tumkur tourist attractions

In this post , we share our visit experience to Sri Chennakeshava temple at Kaidala a historic spot near Tumkuru , about 70 kms from Bengaluru city.  



Spot Highlights
  • Believed to be constructed during reign of Hoysalas i.e  around 10-13 century
  • Lord Vishnu in form of Chennakeshava Idol
  • Lord Shiva in form of Someshwara Idol
  • Sculpted by famous amarashilpi Jakanachari and his son Dankanacharya





Our team took  Bengaluru - Tumkur highway , passed through the Shimoga blistering highway to reach this spot by around 11.30 AM on a weekend covering about 70 kms from Bengaluru city. Temple surrounding is well maintained and there is ample space for parking. Surrounded by village houses , it seemed in the midst of Kaidala village.  

AmaraShilpi Jakanachari is believed to be main sculptor of this temple. There is a myth saying post completing this temple , the broken right hand of Jakanachari got restored and hence spot came to be known as 'Kai' dala. Kai in kannada means hand.


Temple is being maintained by government of Karnataka . Although famous in this region , temple attracts less visitors . We entered the big gopuram entrance , carvings of Vishnu at entrance resembled Hoysala sculpture styles . Unfortunately priest was not present , however main sanctum was kept open for Darshan. 



On entering main sanctum , we took darshan of the mighty 5 feet idol of Lord Chennakeshava . Temple area is totally calm , one can relax on the green bed inside the temple compound. Other attractions include mantaps for Lakshmi & navagraha outside the main santum.  Manuscript stone carvings are installed for visitors.display.



Besides this temple , is another ornate pillared Shiva temple which was closed for darshan . Localites informed this is open only on Mondays and priest has to be informed if poojas have to be conducted. 




Temple is open for darshan from morning 10.00 AM to 1.00 PM . A very unique historical spot worth visiting with your friends and family . Do visit this spot and share your experience.

Sugganahalli Sri Lakshmi Narasimha temple - Tumkur tourist attractions


In this article , we share our visit experience to Sri Lakshmi Narasimha temple  , an ancient temple at Suggenahalli one of tourist attractions in Tumkur district. This spot is at 65 kms from Bengaluru city.


Sri Lakshmi Narasimha temple , Suggenahalli , Tumkur


Spot Highlights

  • Ancient temple - believed to be more than 1000 years old 
  • Dravidian architecture style temple
  • Unique Lord Narasimha idol of about 3 to 4 feet in standing position
  • Dasoha - free lunch for devotees - 12 PM to 2 PM
  • Temple timings : 10 AM to 1.30 PM , 6.30 PM to 8.30 PM



Our team took off to Tumkur via Bangalore national highway , took the diversion at Kunigal -Shimoga awesome highway roads and reached this spot covering about 70 kms from city. It was morning 9.30 AM and the temple main sanctum wasn't open. We had to wait for about 30 min for priests to open the main sanctum and start poojas.



Meanwhile we took a stroll across temple corridors , welcomed by a stone dwaja stambha in front of temple , area covers about half an acre with ample space for parking . On entering , in front is a main sanctum of Lord Narasimha , surrounded by mantaps having idols of Hanuman , Navagraha. One can take a view of terrace gopuram taking the stairs. Temple environment was totally calm.


Temple attracts local devotees , special chariot functions are conducted every year.  It is believed , one is sure of fulfilling desires by offering prayers to diety with bhakti . We took darshan of Narasimha idol , unique of its kind in standing position. 


About 1 km from this temple , one may take darshan of Moola devara Kambada Narasimha temple which is open between 10.30 AM to 12 PM. Temple priests may be contacted on mobile 9731208674  before leaving to temple for darshan.



Moving forward on the way towards tumkur , one can enjoy the scenic Suggenahalli lake views stretching over a kilometer. Overall a nice spot to visit with family and friends. Do visit this spot , share your experience with us.  

ಕಡಲೆಕಾಳು ನೀರು ಅರೋಗ್ಯ ಗುಣಗಳು - Channa soak water Health Benefits

*ಕಡಲೆಕಾಳು ನೆನೆಸಿದ ನೀರನ್ನುಕುಡಿದರೆ ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಇರುವ ಐರನ್ ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ಸಿಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಇದರಿಂದ ರಕ್ತದ ಪ್ರಮಾಣ ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಗುವುದಷ್ಟೇ ಅಲ್ಲ, ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ಶಕ್ತಿಯನ್ನು ನೀಡುತ್ತದೆ.*

1. ಸುಸ್ತು, ನಿಶ್ಯಕ್ತಿಯಂತಹವು ದೂರವಾಗುತ್ತವೆ. ನಿತ್ಯ ಆಕ್ಟೀವ್ ಆಗಿ ಇರಬಹುದು. ಎಷ್ಟೇ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡಿದರೂ ಸುಸ್ತಾಗಲ್ಲ.

2. ಈ ನೀರನ್ನು ಕುಡಿದರೆ ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿನ ಇರುವ ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಕೊಲೆಸ್ಟರಾಲ್ ನಿವಾರಣೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಕೊಲೆಸ್ಟರಾಲ್ ಬೆಳೆಯುತ್ತದೆ. ಇದರಿಂದ ಅಧಿಕ ತೂಕ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಹೃದಯ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗಳು ಬರಲ್ಲ. ರಕ್ತ ಸಂಚಾರ ಉತ್ತಮಗೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತದೆ. ರಕ್ತನಾಳಗಲ್ಲಿ ಇರುವ ಅಡ್ಡಿ ಆತಂಕಗಳು ದೂರವಾಗುತ್ತವೆ. ಬಿಪಿ ನಿಯಂತ್ರಣಕ್ಕೆ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ.

3. ವ್ಯಾಯಾಮ ಮಾಡುವವರು ಈ ನೀರು ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಉತ್ತಮ. ಸ್ನಾಯುಗಳು ಶೀಘ್ರವಾಗಿ ಬೆಳೆಯುತ್ತವೆ. ಹೊಸ ಕಣಜಾಲ ನಿರ್ಮಾಣವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಸ್ನಾಯುಗಳು ಬಿಲ್ಡ್ ಆಗುತ್ತವೆ. ದೈಹಿಕವಾಗಿ ದೃಢವಾಗುತ್ತಾರೆ.

4. ಕಡೆಲೆಯನ್ನು ನೆನೆಸಿದ ನೀರು ಮಧುಮೇಹ ಇರುವವರಿಗೆ ಔಷಧಿ ಎಂದೇ ಹೇಳಬಹುದು. ಈ ನೀರನ್ನು ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಅವರಲ್ಲಿ ರಕ್ತದಲ್ಲಿನ ಶುಗರ್ ಪ್ರಮಾಣ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಡಯಾಬಿಟೀಸ್ ನಿಯಂತ್ರಣಕ್ಕೆ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ.

5. ಫೈಬರ್ ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಗಿ ಇರುವುದರಿಂದ ಮೆಟಬಾಲಿಸಂ ಪ್ರಮಾಣ ಹೆಚ್ಚುತ್ತದೆ. ಈ ಮೂಲಕ ಕೊಬ್ಬು ಕರಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಸುತ್ತಲೂ ಇರುವ ಕೊಬ್ಬು ನಿವಾರಣೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಅಧಿಕ ತೂಕ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

6. ಮಿದುಳಿನ ಕೆಲಸ ಉತ್ತಮಗೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತದೆ. ಜ್ಞಾಪಕಶಕ್ತಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚುತ್ತದೆ. ಮಿದುಳು ಆಕ್ಟೀವ್ ಆಗಿ, ಚುರುಕಾಗಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಓದಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವ ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಇದು ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಪಾನೀಯ ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಬಹುದು.

7. ಚರ್ಮ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗಳು ನಿವಾರಣೆಯಾಗುತ್ತವೆ. ಚರ್ಮದ ಮೇಲೆ ಉಂಟಾಗುವ ಮಚ್ಚೆಗಳು, ಮೊಡವೆಗಳು ಬರಲ್ಲ. ಚರ್ಮ ಮೃದುವಾಗಿ, ಕಾಂತಿಯುತವಾಗಿ ಬದಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

. ಕೂದಲು ದೃಢವಾಗಿ, ದಟ್ಟವಾಗಿ ಬೆಳೆಯುತ್ತದೆ. ತಲೆಹೊಟ್ಟು, ಕೂದಲು ಉದುರುವ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗಳು ಬರಲ್ಲ. ಕೂದಲು ದಟ್ಟವಾಗಿ ಬೆಳೆಯುತ್ತವೆ.

9. ದಂತಗಳು, ಒಸಡಿನ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗಳು ಬರಲ್ಲ. ದಂತಗಳು ದೃಢವಾಗಿ ಬದಲಾಗುತ್ತವೆ. ಬಾಯಿಯ ದುರ್ವಾಸನೆ ನಿವಾರಣೆಯಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಒಸಡು ದೃಢವಾಗಿರುತ್ತದೆ.

10. ಕಡಲೆಯನ್ನು ನೆನೆಸಿದ ನೀರನ್ನು ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಕ್ಯಾನ್ಸರ್ ಕಣಗಳು ನಾಶವಾಗುತ್ತವೆ. ಆ ಕಣಗಳು ಬೆಳೆಯಲ್ಲ. ಕ್ಯಾನ್ಸರನ್ನು ಸಮರ್ಥವಾಗಿ ನಿವಾರಿಸುವ ಔಷಧ ಗುಣಗಳು ಈ ನೀರಿನಲ್ಲಿವೆ.

ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆ - 12 ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನಗಳು , Raagi Balls 12 health benefits

ನಿಮಗೆ ರಾಗಿಯ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ತಿಳಿದಿದೆಯೇ? ರಾಗಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನವರಿಗೆ ಇಷ್ಟವಾಗುವುದಿಲ್ಲ ಏಕೆಂದರೆ ಅದರ ರುಚಿ ಸಪ್ಪೆಯಾಗಿರುವುದರಿಂದ. ಆದರೆ ರಾಗಿ ನಮ್ಮ ದೇಹದಲ್ಲಿ ಉಂಟುಮಾಡುವ ಜಾದೂ ನಿಮಗೆ ತಿಳಿಯಿತೆಂದರೆ

ಇಂದೇ ನೀವು ಅದನ್ನು ಬಳಸಲು ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸುವಿರಿ. ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಗಿ ರಾಗಿಯನ್ನು ಅಗೆಯುವುದಕ್ಕಿಂತ ನುಂಗುವುದು ವಾಡಿಕೆ. ರಾಗಿ ಅಂಬಲಿ, ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆ, ರಾಗಿ ಕಷಾಯ, ರಾಗಿ ರೊಟ್ಟಿ ಹೀಗೆ ಒಂದಾ ಎರಡಾ ರಾಗಿಯ ರೆಸಿಪಿಗಳು. ರಾಗಿಯಿಂದ ತಯಾರಿಸುವ ಪ್ರತಿಯೊಂದು ಆಹಾರ ಪದಾರ್ಥವು ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ತಂಪು ಮತ್ತು ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ವರ್ಧಕ.

ಇಂದಿನ ಲೇಖನದಲ್ಲಿ ರಾಗಿಯಿಂದ ತಯಾರಿಸಲ್ಪಟ್ಟ ಮುದ್ದೆಯ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನಗಳನ್ನು ಕುರಿತು ಇನ್ನಷ್ಟು ಮಾಹಿತಿಗಳನ್ನು ತಿಳಿದುಕೊಳ್ಳೋಣ. ರಾಗಿ ಧಾನ್ಯಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಶ್ರೇಷ್ಠವಾದುದು. ಅದಕ್ಕಿರುವ ಮಹತ್ವ ಘನತೆ ಬೇರೆ ಧಾನ್ಯಗಳಿಗಿಲ್ಲ. ರಾಗಿಯಿಂದ ಮಾಡಲಾದ ರಾಗಿಮುದ್ದೆ ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ತುಂಬಾ ತಂಪು.

ತಮ್ಮ ದೇಹ ತೂಕವನ್ನು ಇಳಿಸುವ ಯೋಜನೆ ಇದ್ದವರು ರಾಗಿಯನ್ನು ಆಹಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲೇಬೇಕು. ಸಸ್ಯಾಹಾರಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಪ್ರೋಟೀನ್ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತವಾಗಿರುವ ರಾಗಿ ದೇಹ ತೂಕ ಇಳಿಸುವವರಿಗೆ ವರದಾನವೇ ಸರಿ.
ದಕ್ಷಿಣ ಭಾರತದಲ್ಲಿ ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆ ತುಂಬಾ ಜನಪ್ರಿಯ. ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದಲ್ಲಂತೂ ಪ್ರತೀ ದಿನ ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯನ್ನು ತಿಂದೇ ತಮ್ಮ ದೈನಂದಿನ ಕಾಯಕವನ್ನು ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸುವವರು ಬಹುತೇಕ ಮಂದಿ. ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯ ಇನ್ನಷ್ಟು ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನಗಳತ್ತ ಕಣ್ಣು ಹಾಯಿಸಿ.


*ದೇಹ ಕೊಬ್ಬನ್ನು ಹಾಗೂ ತೂಕ ಇಳಿಸುವಲ್ಲಿ ಸಹಕಾರಿ:*
ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ಕೊಬ್ಬನ್ನು ಹಾಗೂ ತೂಕವನ್ನು ಕರಗಿಸುವ ಯೋಜನೆ ನಿಮ್ಮದಾಗಿದ್ದರೆ, ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯನ್ನು ನಿಮ್ಮ ದಿನನಿತ್ಯದ ಆಹಾರದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇವಿಸಿ. ರಾಗಿಯಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಅಮೀನೊ ಏಸಿಡ್ ಟ್ರೈಪ್ಟೋಫನ್ ಹಸಿವನ್ನು ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುವಲ್ಲಿ ಮಹತ್ತರ ಪಾತ್ರ ವಹಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮೂಳೆಗಳಿಗೆ ಉತ್ತಮ:*
ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯ ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಪರಿಣಾಮಕಾರಿ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನವೆಂದರೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮೂಳೆಗಳನ್ನು ಬಲಪಡಿಸುವ ಶಕ್ತಿಯನ್ನು ಇದು ಹೊಂದಿದೆ. ಇದರಲ್ಲಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಪ್ರಮಾಣದ ಕ್ಯಾಲ್ಶಿಯಂ ಮತ್ತು ವಿಟಮಿನ್ ಡಿ ಇದ್ದು, ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಹಾಗೂ ವೃದ್ಧರಿಗೆ ಆವಶ್ಯಕವಾಗಿರುವ ಕೆಲವೊಂದು ಪ್ರಮುಖ ಅಂಶಗಳನ್ನು ಇದು ಹೊಂದಿದೆ.

*ಮಧುಮೇಹಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಸೂಕ್ತ:*
ಮಧುಮೇಹದಿಂದ ನೀವು ಬಳಲುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರಾ? ನಿಮಗೆ ಸೇವಿಸಲು ಇದೊಂದು ಪರಿಪೂರ್ಣ ಆಹಾರವಾಗಿದೆ. ಮಧುಮೇಹದ ಮೆಲ್ಲಿಟಸ್ ಮತ್ತು ಜೀರ್ಣಾಂಗವ್ಯೂಹದ ಅಸ್ವಸ್ಥತೆಗಳ ಅಪಾಯ ಮಟ್ಟವನ್ನು ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆ ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಕೊಲೆಸ್ಟ್ರಾಲ್ ಮಟ್ಟವನ್ನು ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ:*
ರಾಗಿಯಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಅಮೀನೊ ಏಸಿಡ್ ಲೆಸಿತಿನ್ ಹಾಗೂ ಮೆಥೊನಿನ್ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಜೀರ್ಣಾಂಗವ್ಯೂಹದಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಹೆಚ್ಚುವರಿ ಕೊಬ್ಬನ್ನು ಕೆಳಮಟ್ಟಕ್ಕೆ ತರುವ ಮೂಲಕ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕೊಲೆಸ್ಟ್ರಾಲ್ ಮಟ್ಟವನ್ನು ಸುಧಾರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

*ನೀವು ಒಬ್ಬ ಅನೀಮಿಕ್ ಆಗಿದ್ದರೆ:*
ನೀವು ಅನಿಮೀಯಾದಿಂದ ಬಳಲುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ ದೇಹಕ್ಕೆ ಅಗತ್ಯವಾಗಿರುವ ನೈಸರ್ಗಿಕ ಐರನ್ನ ಮೂಲ ರಾಗಿ ಗಿಡವಾಗಿದೆ.

*ನಿಮಗೆ ರಿಲ್ಯಾಕ್ಸ್ ಆಗಲು ಸಹಕಾರಿ:*
ರಾಗಿಗಿರುವ ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಮಹತ್ವದ ಗುಣವೆಂದರೆ ಅದು ನಿಮಗೆ ರಿಲ್ಯಾಕ್ಸ್ ಆಗುವಂತೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಒತ್ತಡಪೂರ್ಣ ಜೀವನದಿಂದ ಮುಕ್ತಿ ಸಿಗಲು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪಥ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿಸಬೇಕಾದ ಒಂದು ಉತ್ತಮ ಸಾಮಾಗ್ರಿ ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯಾಗಿದೆ.

*ದೇಹವನ್ನು ತಂಪುಗೊಳಿಸುತ್ತದೆ:*
ಬೇಸಿಗೆ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ದೇಹವನ್ನು ತಂಪಾಗಿಸುವ ಶಕ್ತಿ ರಾಗಿಗಿದೆ. ಬೇಸಿಗೆ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಂಡುಬರುವ ಹಲವಾರು ರೋಗಗಳಿಗೆ ಪರಿಣಾಮಕಾರಿ ಮದ್ದು ಸಹ ರಾಗಿಯಾಗಿದೆ.

*ಸದೃಢತೆಗೆ:*
ನಿಮ್ಮ ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯ ಮತ್ತು ರೋಗನಿರೋಧಕ ವ್ಯವಸ್ಥೆಯನ್ನು ಸುಧಾರಿಸಲು, ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯನ್ನು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಆಯ್ಕೆಯಾಗಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ. ಇದರಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಪ್ರೊಟೀನ್ ವಿಟಮಿನ್ಗಳು ನಿಮ್ಮನ್ನು ದೈಹಿಕವಾಗಿ ಆರೋಗ್ಯವಾಗಿರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ.

*ಮಲಬದ್ಧತೆಗೆ ಉಪಯೋಗಕಾರಿ:*
ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಫೈಬರ್ ಗುಣ ಮಲಬದ್ಧತೆಗೆ ಸಹಾಯಕಾರಿ. ನೀವು ಸುಲಭವಾದ ಮಲಬದ್ಧತೆಯನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಲು ನಿತ್ಯವೂ ರಾಗಿಮುದ್ದೆ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.

*ಥೈರಾಯ್ಡ್ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಗಳಿಂದ ಬಳಲುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ:*
ಹೌದು, ರಾಗಿ ಮುದ್ದೆಯ ಆರೋಗ್ಯಕಾರಿ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನವೆಂದರೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಥೈರಾಯ್ಡ್ ಅನ್ನು ಆರೋಗ್ಯಪೂರ್ಣವಾಗಿರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಹೈಪೋಥೈರಾಯ್ಡ್ನಿಂದ ಬಳಲುತ್ತಿರುವವರಿಗೆ ಇದು ಉತ್ತಮ.

*ನೂತನ ತಾಯಂದಿರಿಗೆ:*
ನೂತನ ತಾಯಂದಿರಿಗೆ, ಹಿಮೋಗ್ಲೋಬೀನ್ ಮಟ್ಟಗಳನ್ನು ಸುಧಾರಿಸಲು ಮತ್ತು ಹಾಲಿನ ಉತ್ಪಾದನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ರಾಗಿ ಸಹಕಾರಿಯಾದುದು.

Part 149 - Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings



 santa was lying on beach,
 Amrican: R u Relaxing?
 santa: No i m GopalSingh.. 
Part 149 Collection of fun filled jokes , humor , quotes , greetings
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing? santa: No I m Santa Singh.. Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing? santa: No (Shouting) I m gopal Singh😡 santa left tht place in anger. Then santa asks one American lying nearby R u relaxing? American: Yes. santa slaps him & says, u idiot go there, all are searching for u 😡 . ..😂😂😂

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Boy stationery shop pe gaya aur......

Boy : Printer paper dena bhayya....

Shopkeeper: A4?

Boy: A for Apple........Tu Paper dena bhai 😃😃
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बेटा:
“Wife, बीवी, पत्नी, श्रीमती, औरत, अर्धांगिनी, घरवाली…
इन सब में क्या अंतर है…?”

पिता:
“बेटा, इतना मत सोचो
मुसीबत एक… नाम अनेक…”
😜😜😜😂
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पति और पत्नी आगरा जा रहे थे जहाँ पर कुए में एक रुपये का सिक्का डालने से मन की मुराद पूरी हो जाती थी....

पति ने एक रुपये का सिक्का डाला....

इसके बाद पत्नी एक रुपये का सिक्का डालने गई, 
मगर बैलेंस बिगड़ गया और वो कुए में जा गिरी...

पति की आँखों में आंसू  और ऊपर देखकर बोला

"इतनी जल्दी"..??😂😂
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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पत्नी ने मायके से पति को फोन किया – “कैसे हो ?”

पति - “ठीक हूँ …”

पत्नी - “मेरी याद आती है तब क्या करते हो ?”

पति - “तुम्हारी पसंदीदा आइसक्रीम ‘केसर पिस्ता’ खा लेता हू या ‘अमूल नट्स’ खा लेता हूँ … और मेरी याद आने पर तुम क्या करती हो ?”

पत्नी - “मै भी ‘रॉयल स्टैग ’ का क्वाटर और तीन सिगरेट पीकर एक रजनीगंधा खा लेती हूँ।
😬😬पति बेहोश । 😂😂😂
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पत्नी--  जी सुनो, आपके लिए शर्ट लायी हूँ ।

पति --   अरे वाह...  बहुत बढ़िया है , कितने की लायी हो ?

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पत्नी:- 7500 की साड़ी के साथ फ्री में मिली जी, शर्ट बहुत अच्छा लगा इसलिये मुझे मजबुर होकर साड़ी भी लेनी पड़ी 😂
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Principal:
Congratulations Chintu. You've scored 97% marks in 10th board exams. Tell your juniors the secret of your success

Chintu:
Actually when I passed 9th my dad got 2 smart phones one for
Himself and one for my mom and they both were busy in whatsapp then onwards. This avoided any noise at
Home and helped me concentrate on studies 
🤐😬
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पत्नी:- I Love U
       I cnt live without u!
मर जाउंगी...!
मिट जाउंगी..! 
जहर पी जाउंगी....!
तेरे प्यार में फनाह हो जाउंगी ..!

👨 पति;- 
देख ले जैसा तुझे ठीक लगे............
 ...😄😄 😝😜😜😜😜😜
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कर्मचारी : सर मेरी बीवी 5-6 दिनों के लिए मेरे साथ कहीं घूमने जाना चाहती है। छुट्‌टी चाहिए।

बॉस : नहीं मिलेगी।

कर्मचारी : थैंक्यू सर, मैं जानता था, मुसीबत में आप ही मेरे काम आएंगे। 
😎🙏🏻😀🙏🏻😀🙏🏻
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😅पप्पू नेपाली से – तुम अमेरिकन हो ?
नेपाली – नहीं, मैं नेपाल का हूं…।   
पप्पू – नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो|

नेपाली- नहीं भाई, मैं नेपाल काहूं…!.

पप्पू – नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो|
नेपाली (गुस्से में) – हां, मैं अमेरिकन हूं.
।
.पप्पू – लगते तो नेपाली जैसे हो…😝😝😝
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*💚Each Of Us Makes Our Own Weather Determines The Color Of The Skies In The Emotional Universe Which We Inhabit …*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
*💙YOU MAY GET DELAYED TO REACH YOUR TARGETS BUT EVERY STEP YOU TAKE TOWARDS YOUR TARGET IS EQUAL TO VICTORY” – KARL MARX*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
*💛My First Failure Created Fear On Me., But..! After my failure, A Success created more Fear to my Opponents” – Sachin.*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
*❤Life is too short to worry and too long to wait. So get up and get going and celebrate each day of your life with hardcore energy, as if there is no tomorrow.*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
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A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!

Friend: How did she marry you?

Billionaire I lied about my age !

Friend: You said 45?

Billionaire:  No!   I said 90
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*_A WEDDING GIFT:_*

She married him today. At the end of the wedding party, her mother gave her a newly opened bank savings passbook, with Rs.100000 deposited in it. 

She told her, "My dear daughter, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your married life. Whenever something
happy and memorable happens in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the amount. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with your husband. When you look back after many years, you will know how much happiness you've both shared.' 

She shared this with him after getting home. Both of them thought it was a
great idea and couldn't wait to make the next deposit!
This is what the passbook looked like after a while: - 
7Feb: Rs.10000, his first birthday celebration after marriage 
1 Mar: Rs.3000, she gets a salary raise 
20 Mar: Rs2000, vacation 
15 Apr: Rs.5000, She's pregnant! 
1 Jun: Rs.10000, He gets the big promotion and so on...

However, as the years went by, they began fighting and arguing over trivial things. They didn't talk much.

They regretted that they had married the most nasty person in the world. There was no more love. 

One day she talked to her Mother. 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We have decided to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!' 

Her mother replied, 'Sure, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want, if
you really can't stand it. 

But before that, do one thing remember the savings passbook I gave you on your
wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.' 

She agreed with her mother. So she went to the bank, and was waiting in the queue to cancel the account. 

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joyful moments came back to her. Her eyes were filled with tears. 

She left and went home. When she got home, she handed the passbook to her hubby and asked him to spend the money before getting divorced. 

So the next day, he went to the bank, and was waiting in the queue to cancel the account. While he was waiting, he took a look at the passbook record. He looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joyful moments came back to him. His eyes were filled with tears. 

He left and went home. He gave the passbook back to her. She found a new deposit of Rs.50000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I realized how much I've loved you throughout all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.' They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back into the safe.

Marriage is not a game, it's not easy but it's beautiful. You will fight and argue, this is normal, because the both of you came from different background, different homes and you both were raised by
different parents, beliefs and moral. So you cannot expect that everything you say will be accepted by your spouse without their opinion being tendered first. So before you give up, think back to the good times and to what brought you together in the first place.

Dedicated to all married couples.
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*बारिश और पत्नी दोनो शुरुआत में ही अच्छी लगती है।।।।।*

*बाद में,,,,,,*

*किच किच किच किच।।।।*

*ध्यान से हँसना कही पत्नी देख ना ले वरना ओले भी पड़ सकते  है !!!*
😊😊😊☺☺☺
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Teacher to 4 Year old kid : "What's your Mom's name?"

4 yr old kid : "Mom's last name must be Darling because that's what Daddy calls her every time...."

Teacher : "That's so sweet. What's her first name then?"

4 yr old kid: "I think it's Sorry...."


DEDICATED TO ALL MARRIED MEN

😂😂😂😂😂
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बच्चा :- पापा जैसे आप मुझे मारते हो.. क्या दादाजी भी आपको मारते थे.. 😟😟

बाप:- हाँ बेटा😜
😂


बच्चा:- तो ये खानदानी पागलपन कब तक चलेगा।😜😜😜😜😜
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ट्यूशन शिक्षक : अबे गधे, होम वर्क क्यूं नहीं
करता है तू
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स्टूडेंट: तमीज से बात कर “साले
कस्टमर से ऐसे बात करते हैं क्या
😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😛😛😛😛
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3 दोस्त दारू पिने के बाद Auto wale के पास आते हैं 
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Auto wale को पता होता है कि ये तिनो पिकर आए हैं, 
वो बस इंजिन चालू करके बंद करता है 
और कहता है हम पहुच गये 😀
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पहला दोस्त उसे पैसे देता है,😎
दुसरा उसे धन्यवाद कहता है
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तिसरा उसे जोरदार तमाचा जड देता है😕😈
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Auto wale को लगता है की मैने जो किया वो शायद इसे पता चल गया .......फिर भी वो हिम्मत करके पुछता है😁
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'क्यु मारा??'😚
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तिसरा : अगली बार Auto धीरे चलाना.....!!!!!!😂😝😝😝
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पति--:   एक लेखक ने लिखा है की पतियो को
भी बोलने का हक होना चाहिए.. 

😁😁

पत्नी हँसते हुए...- देखो वो भी
बेचारा लिख ही पाया , बोल नही पाया .

😂😂😜😜😜😜
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क्या आप जानते हैं....?

ओलंपिक्स में पदक जीतने वाली सभी महिला खिलाड़ियों के कोच पुरुष हैं।

इससे ये साबित होता है कि,

जो औरतें पुरुषों की बातें सुनती और मानती हैं,
उन्हें जीवन में सफलता प्राप्त होती है !
और उनकी कीर्ति पूरे विश्व में फैलती है।

ये बात अपनी पत्नी को

नाश्ता करनेके बाद ही बताएं ....

औऱ फिर....

...तुरंत दफ्तर निकल जायें  ।।
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*💐Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction 
ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip toe if you must, but take the step!*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
*🍒Food Tastes Better When Someone Else Makes It Because When You Make Your Own, 
You Anticipate Its Taste And Become Less Hungry.*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
*🌹Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
*🌺You Will Never Know Unless You Ask. 
You Will Never Find Unless You Search. You Will Never Reach Your Destination Unless You Start Now!*
💦💧💦💧💦❄💦💧💦💧💦
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✨✨👊👊✨

*After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said:* *ABCDEFGHIJK.*
  *"What does that mean?" she asked.*   
*"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied*.   
*Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?*   

*He replied: I'm Just Kidding!*
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मकान मालिक की चेतावनी,

बेटा पूरा साल तो तेरी बहुत बहनें आती है,

अगर रक्षा बंधन पर एक भी बहन 💃 नही आयी तो,
मकान खाली कर देना..
😉😜😉😜😉😜
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Part 148 - Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings


*A Very interesting Paradox!!*

Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees.  The student struck a deal saying,  "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court". 

Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days.

Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.

The teacher put forward his argument saying:  
"If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, the student will still pay me because he would have won his first case... So either way I will get the money".

Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet....So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything".

This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded. – Who is right and who is the winner?

This is part of ancient Greek history. The lawyer teacher was Protagoras (485-415 BCE) and the student was Euthalos. This is known as Protagoras's Paradox. This case was not solved. The most interesting part - this is still debated (even today) in law schools as a logic problem!
😀😀😳😀😀😀
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ಟೀಚರ್ : ನಿನ್ ಹೆಸರೇನು ?
ಸ್ಟೂಡೆಂಟ್ : ಚರಂಡಿ
ಟೀಚರ್ : ಏಯ್ idiot ಹೆಸ್ರು ಕೇಳುದ್ರೆ ನಾಟಕ ಆಡ್ತಿಯ . . . . .
ಸ್ಟೂಡೆಂಟ್ : ಎಷ್ಟ್ ಸಾರಿ ಕೇಳುದ್ರು ಅಷ್ಟೆ ನನ್ ಹೆಸ್ರು ಚರಂಡಿ ಚರಂಡಿ charan.D
☆: ಟೀಚರ್ :- ನೀನು ಯಾರ್ ಮಗ..❓❓
ಶಿಷ್ಯ :- ವಿಶ್ವ ಸುಂದರಿ ಮಗ👰
ಟೀಚರ್ :- ಲೋ ಏನ್ ತಮಾಷೆ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದೀಯಾ☺
ಶಿಷ್ಯ :- ಇಲ್ಲ ಮೇಡಮ್😁 ನನ್ ಅಪ್ಪ ವಿಶ್ವ👨,, ಅಮ್ಮ ಸುಂದರಿ👩...😳😁😁😜
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ಸರ್ ಹತ್ತನೇ ತರಗತಿಯ ಕನ್ನಡ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಇದೆಯೇ...? "

" ಇಲ್ಲಪ್ಪಾ "

" ಹಾಗಾದರೆ ಐದನೆ ತರಗತಿಯ ಎರಡು ಕನ್ನಡ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಕೊಡಿ..."😜 😜 😜
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ರಾಜ :- ಮಂತ್ರಿಯವರೇ ಯಾಕೆ ಅವನನ್ನು  ಹೊ‌ಡೀತಿದ್ದೀರಾ ?...

ಮಂತ್ರಿ :-  ರಾಜರೇ ಇವನು ನಮ್ಮ  ಸೇನಾ ರಹಸ್ಯವನ್ನು ಹೊರಗಡೆ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾನೆ !!!...

ರಾಜ :-  ನಮ್ಮತ್ರ ಸೇನೆಯೇ ಇಲ್ವಲ್ಲ...........!
Part 148 Collection of fun filled jokes , humor , quotes , greetings
ಮಂತ್ರಿ:- ಅದನ್ನೇ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಮಹಾರಾಜ !!!!!!!.....😅😃
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ಟೀಚರ್ : ಗುಂಡ ಅವರೇ.. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮಗನ ಹಾಜರಾತಿ ಕಮ್ಮಿಯಿದೆ..
ಗುಂಡ : ಅದಕ್ಕೆ...?
ಟೀಚರ್ : ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಅವನಿಗೆ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆಗೆ ಕೂತ್ಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಬಿಡುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.
ಗುಂಡ : ಹೌದಾ. ಒಳ್ಳೇದಾಯಿತು ಬಿಡಿ.. ಬಡ್ಡೀಮಗ ನಿಂತ್ಕೊಂಡೆ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆ ಬರೀಲಿ.😂😁😙😅🤓
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ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ತಂದೆಯನ್ನು ಮಗ ಊರಿನ ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ಹೋಟೆಲಿಗೆ ಊಟಕ್ಕೆಂದು ಕರೆದೊಯ್ದಿದ್ದ. ಹೋಟೆಲ್ ಜನಸಂದಣಿಯಿಂದ ತುಂಬಿತ್ತು. ಮಗ ಹೇಗೂ ಜಾಗ ಗಿಟ್ಟಿಸಿದ. ಇವರ ಟೇಬಲ್ಲಿನ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನವದಂಪತಿಗಳು ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದರು. ಊಟ ಪ್ರಾರಂಭವಾಯಿತು. ಈ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಯ ತಂದೆ ತುತ್ತನ್ನು ಬಾಯಿಗೆ ಇಡುವಾಗ ಕೈ ನಡುಗಿ ಬಿಳಿ ಅಂಗಿಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಚೆಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಯಿತು. ಎದುರಿಗೆ ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದ ಯುವಕ, 
"'ಛೆ! ಇಷ್ಟು ವಯಸ್ಸಾದವರನ್ನು ಯಾಕಾದರೂ ಇಂತಹ ಹೋಟೆಲಿಗೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಬರಬೇಕು..? ಅಂಗಿಯೆಲ್ಲಾ ಕೊಳೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡರು ನೋಡಿ. ಹೊರಗೆ ಹೇಗೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗ್ತೀರಿ'"
ಎಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ. ಆದರೆ ಈ ಮಾತುಗಳು 'ಕೇಳಿಯೋ ಇಲ್ಲವೇನೋ 'ಎಂಬಂತೆ ಆ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ ತಾನೇ ತುತ್ತು ಮಾಡಿ ಉಣ್ಣಿಸಿದ. ನಂತರ ವಾಷ್ ರೂಮಿನಲ್ಲಿ ತಂದೆಯ ಅಂಗಿಯ ಕಲೆಯನ್ನು ತಿಕ್ಕಿ ತೊಳೆದು ತನ್ನ ಅಂಗಿಯನ್ನು ತಂದೆಗೆ ಹಾಕಿ, ಆತನ ಅಂಗಿಯನ್ನು ತಾನು ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡು ಮೇಲೆ ಕೋಟು ಕೋಟುಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡ. ತಂದೆಯ ಕೆದರಿದ ಕೂದಲನ್ನು ಸರಿಪಡಿಸಿ ಬೆವರಿದ ಮುಖ ಒರೆಸಿ ಬಿಲ್ ಪಾವತಿಸಿ ಹೊರಡುವಷ್ಟರಲ್ಲಿ ರೆಸ್ಟೊರೆಂಟ್ ಗದ್ದಲ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಇನ್ನೇನು ಹೊರ ನಡೆಯಬೇಕೆನ್ನುವಾಗ ಆ ಘಟನೆಯನ್ನು ವೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿದ್ದ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಟೇಬಲಿನಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಓರ್ವ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ  
"'ಹಲೋ ಜಂಟಲ್ ಮ್ಯಾನ್ ನೀವೇನೋ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೊರಟಿದ್ದೀರಿ'"
ಎಂದು ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಕೂಗಿದ. ಆ ಮಾತು ಕೇಳಿ ಹೋಟೆಲಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರ ಚಿತ್ತ ಇವರತ್ತ ನೆಟ್ಟಿತು. 'ಇಲ್ಲ ನಾನೇನು ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೋಗಿಲ್ಲವಲ್ಲ' ಎಂದ ಮಗ. ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಆ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ 
'ಮಗನಾದವನು ತನ್ನ ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ತಂದೆಯನ್ನು ಹೇಗೆ ನೋಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕೆಂಬ ಅಮೂಲ್ಯ ಪಾಠವನ್ನು ನಮಗೆ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೊರಟಿದ್ದೀರಿ' 
ಎಂದ, ಮುಂಚೆ ಕೊಂಕು ನುಡದಿದ್ದ
ಆ ಯುವ ದಂಪತಿಗೆ ನಾಚಿಕೆಯಾಗಿ ಕ್ಷಮೆ ಕೇಳಿದರು.
 "ನಾನು ಸಣ್ಣವನಿರುವಾಗ ಅಪ್ಪನನ್ನು ಅದೆಷ್ಟು ಗೋಳು ಹೊಯ್ದುಕೊಂಡಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಆಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಆತ ಕೋಪಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳದೆ ನನ್ನನ್ನು ಮುದ್ದು ಮಾಡಿರಲಿಲ್ವ..? ಈಗ ಅವನು ಮಗು ನಾನು ತಂದೆ" 
ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿದ. ಅಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರ ಕಣ್ಣಾಲಿ ತುಂಬಿತು. ಮಗ ತಂದೆಯ ಕೈ ಹಿಡಿದುಕೊಂಡು ಮೆಲ್ಲನೆ ಕಾರಿನತ್ತ ಕರೆದೊಯ್ದ. 
       ಹೌದು, ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಮನುಷ್ಯ ಮಗುವಿನಂತಾಗುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಮೊದಲು ತನ್ನ ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಕೈ ಹಿಡಿದು ಬೆಳೆಸಿದ ಆತನಿಗೆ/ಳಿಗೆ ಈಗ ಬೇರೆಯವರ ಆಸರೆ ಬೇಕು. ಆ ನೆರವನ್ನು ಮಕ್ಕಳಲ್ಲದೆ ಬೇರಾರು ಕೊಟ್ಟಾರು? ಅಷ್ಟಕ್ಕೂ ಇಂದು ಮಕ್ಕಳಾದವರು ನಾಳೆ ತಂದೆಯಾಗ ಬೇಕು; ಮುಂದೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ಮಗುವಾಗಬೇಕು. ಇದು ಕಾಲಚಕ್ರ. ಈ ಪ್ರಕೃತಿತತ್ವವನ್ನು ಅರ್ಥ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ನಡೆದರೆ ಜೀವನ ಸಹ್ಯ. ಅದಿಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೆ ವೃಧ್ದಾಶ್ರಮಗಳು ಹೆಚ್ಚುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತವೆ ಅಷ್ಟೆ...
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*😀😀ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಿನಲ್ಲಿ 😀😀*
ಕ್ಯಾಶ್ ಕೌಂಟರಿನ ಚೆಲುವೆಯ ಸೌಂದರ್ಯದತ್ತ ಹರಿದು ನೋಟ, ಗಮನಿಸಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅವಳು ಕೊಟ್ಟ
ಹರಿದ ನೋಟ! 
😂😂😂😂



*😀😀ಪತ್ರೆ 😀😀*
ಶನಿದೇವರಿಗೆ ಶಮೀ ಪತ್ರೆ ವಿಷ್ಣುವಿಗೆ ತುಳಸಿ ಪತ್ರೆ ಈಶ್ವರನಿಗೆ ಪ್ರಿಯವಂತೆ ಬಿಲ್ವ ಪತ್ರೆ ಯಮನಿಗೆ ಸರಕಾರಿ
ಆಸ್-ಪತ್ರೆ
😉😀😀


*😀😀ಅವಶ್ಯ 😀😀*
ನದಿ ದಾಟಲು ತೆಪ್ಪ ಇರಬೇಕು. ಸಂಸಾರ ಶರಧಿ ದಾಟಲು ತೆಪ್ಪಗಿರಬೇಕು 😷🤐😜


*😀😀ಚಿಂತೆ 😀😀*
ಬಡವರಿಗೆ ಸದಾ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊರೆವ ಚಿಂತೆ. ಶ್ರೀಮಂತರಿಗೆ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊರುವ ಚಿಂತೆ.😂

*😀😀ಅಧ್ಯಕ್ಷ ಭಾಷಣ 😀😀*
ಅದ್ಭುತವಾಗಿತ್ತು ಅಧ್ಯಕ್ಷರ ಭಾಷಣ ವಿಷಯ,  ಶೈಲಿ, ಭಾಷೆ ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಚೆನ್ನ.
ಆದರೂ ನೋಡಬೇಕಾಗಿತ್ತು ಒಮ್ಮೆಯಾದರೂ ತಮ್ಮ ವಾಚನ್ನ😂😂😂

*😀😀ಭಾಷಣ 😀😀*
ಆರಂಭದಲ್ಲಿ  ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ ಎರಡೇ ಎರಡು ಮಾತು. ಮುಗಿಸುವಾಗ ಆಗುವುದೇ ಬೇರೆ
ಎರಡೂ ಕಿವಿ ತೂತು! 😂😂


*😀😀ನುಡಿದರೆ 😀😀*
ಗೆಳೆಯಾ ಒಪ್ಪಿದೆ, ನೀನು ನುಡಿದರೆ ಮುತ್ತಿನ ಹಾರದಂತೆ. ಆದರೂ ತುಸು ಎಚ್ಚರ ವಹಿಸು
ಎಂಜಲು ಹಾರದಂತೆ! 😁😂

*😀😀ಆದರೂ 😀😀*
ವಯಸ್ಸಾದರೂ ಹೆಂಗಸರು ಗಂಡಸರನ್ನು ಕಂಡರೆ ನಾಚ್ಕೊತಾರೆ. ಗಂಡಸರು ಬೋಳು ತಲೆ
ಬಾಚ್ಕೋತಾರೆ !😜😀😀
  
  ಮರೆಯಲು ಯತ್ನಿಸಿದರೂ  ಮತ್ತೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ನೆನಪಾಗುವುದು  ಮಾಜಿ ಪ್ರೇಯಸಿಯ ಸವಿನುಡಿ 
  ಚೀಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದಿಟ್ಟರೂ  ಮರೆತು ಹೋಯಿತು ಮಡದಿ ತರಲು ಹೇಳಿದ್ದ ಕಾಫಿಪುಡಿ. .!!!
😅😆
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Employee1: Yesterday why were you very much sad da ? 🤔
Employee2: Because my wife spent 20000 on a Saree 😒🤧
Employee1: ok..then how come you are very happy again 🤔
Employee2: Bcoz my wife has gone to show the Saree to your wife today..🤣🤣🤣
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Diplomatic answer 😜😜

Wife 😡, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me ?"

Husband (Calmly), *"Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person!"*

😄😄😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷
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*क्यों न आज गमो को,*
*बेवकूफ बनाया जाय...!*

*दर्द कितना भी हो,*
*जम के मुस्कराया जाय...!!*
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*💐Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.. Mark Twain*
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*🌹"The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection."- Rudyard Kipling.*
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*🌺Life will never provide success directly..It can only provide Possibilities & Opportunities It's up to U to convert them into Success.*
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*🌷Relationship is like Honey.  Do not compare with Money. It is not a collection of Art. It is selection of Hearts...!*
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This article reaffirms that I am on the right track ...at least I gave my best and will continue to do so 🆚

Gifted scholar Zhao Jie from the university of Beijing wrote as follows:
" *I admire those parents who are able to forge extremely strong and close bonds with their children when they were young and yet they know when to let go in a timely and appropriate manner when the children have grown up* . *Taking care of and raising children and then letting go of them are parents' basic and mandatory duties*''.
The parent- child relationship is not a type of relationship that is permanently with the parents being in control. *It is a special and profound relationship brought about by fate*; we must not let the child feel deprived or lacking when they were young and neither should we let them feel stifled when they have grown up. *The role of parents is a journey of love and wisdom* . Not only in one's role as parents, but also in life there are many moments that we need to understand when to advance and retreat. 

*Very often people wonder why do we have children? Is it to carry on the family's name or to raise children to take care of us in old age*? 
Finally, I found a very touching answer: *the reason for having children is both to give and to appreciate*. 
We should not ask for perfection in our children, neither should we expect them to win credits to honour the family nor should we want them as an insurance for old age. 

*We should only ask for them to be healthy and to let us have the chance to walk with them through this journey of life in this beautiful world*.

This is such a beautiful verse that we have to remind  ourselves; to pick a way to love our children! 
*All we ask is for them to be healthy and happy*

It's an amazing read for all of us .....parents!. 😊
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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg having a drink.
 
As he is a great fan of Spielberg's movies, the Chinese rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
 
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."
 
The astonished Chinese man replies, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
 
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replies Spielberg.
 
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
 
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
 
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

😂😂😂😂😂😂
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*Boss asks Ramu:*

Ramu, how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?

*Ramu's answer:*

Before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I reach upstairs, I put it back.

Ramu's funeral is tomorrow 😂🙈
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In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.

The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the Nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the Nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

"Mother....." the Nuns asked earnestly, "please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."

Mother Superior raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said, *"DON'T SELL THAT COW."*
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*💐Two words that can change d way we approach life, 'Can I ??? and 'I Can' Think which option you would like to choose.*
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*🌹"Journey of life is exciting when you challenge your own weaknesses. Sometimes your enemy teaches you better than your friend.".*
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*🌷"TRUTH" is like a Surgery, It Hurts, But it cures. "LIE" is like a pain killer, it gives Relief Immediately, But it gives side effects Later ! Have a wonderful Monday & blessed week ahead.*
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*🌺Mornings Are Reminder That God Loves You. 
You're Not Just Given Another Day To Enjoy,
 But A Chance To Right The Wrong Of Yesterday.*
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Beautiful Story of Feelings!!!!

Once there was an island where all the feelings lived together. One day there came a storm in the sea and the island was about to drown .Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. All the feelings jumped in the boat except for one feeling. Love got down to see who it was...it was Ego! Love tried & tried but Ego didn't move. Everyone asked Love to leave Ego & come in the boat but Love was meant to Love. It remained with Ego. All other feelings were left alive but Love died because of Ego!!

Think over it. 😊
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Who says Men are not important?*
1. You can't spell Madam without the Adam in it
2. Neither can you spell Woman without the Man
3. You also cannot spell Female without the Male
4. Nor spell She without the He
5. You most definitely cannot spell Mrs without the Mr...
6. ... and finally, in prayers, we continue to say Amen and not A-women
This is to all the wonderful men who rise up to their responsibilities daily...
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In the movie _Taare Zameen Par_
The art teacher tells the rude and cursing father of the dyslexic kid about *Solomon Islands..*

In those islands, the tribal don’t cut down a tree. *They surround the tree and curse it for hours every day..*

Within a few weeks, the tree dries up and becomes dead..

Many of us might find that example too difficult to believe. How can intangible and invisible thoughts and words kill a tree.!

Well, if you get to read Bruce H. Lipton’s THE BIOLOGY OF BELIEF, you won’t only believe in the Solomon Islands story, but would also think a dozen times before saying something demoralizing to yourself and the people you love..

In this book, Mr. Lipton tells in detail about the power of conscious and subconscious mind..

The subconscious mind is million times more powerful than the conscious mind, and decides most of the things in our lives according to the beliefs it has..

Many times we fail to change an unpleasant habit despite our will-power and consistent efforts..

It’s because the habit has been so strongly programmed in our subconscious mind that the efforts made by our conscious mind hardly make any difference.

*Conscious Mind is just a shadow* *of our Unconscious Mind..*

So, when the tribals of Solomon Islands curse a tree, they are actually installing negative and harmful beliefs in the tree’s emotion (yes, trees do have emotions too).

Within few days, those negative emotions becomes a belief & eventually changes the molecular architecture of the tree and kill it from inside..

2500 years ago, when the Buddha said that *‘You are what you think',* he was not articulating a random philosophical theory.

Actually he was telling a scientific fact which is now proved correct by Quantum Physics and Molecular Biology.

The book has a special chapter on Conscious Parenting where it talks about the beneficial and harmful effects of what parents say to their children..

*If you are a parent and you keep cursing your child in the name of constructive criticism, you are installing beliefs in their mind which will keep harming them forever..*

*But if you keep appreciating them in a sincere way, you are installing beliefs in their mind which will help them entire life..*

And also be careful of what you keep saying to yourself.

Repetition of words and thoughts is the best way to install a belief in your subconscious mind..

If you keep saying you are a loser, don’t be surprised if you become one within a few months or years..

And if you have friends who keep saying such things to you, there is no harm in saying a quick goodbye to them..

May be you value the friendship a lot. But you must value yourself a little more..

So accept all as they are..
Love all unconditionally

And ...Always keep saying to urself..
*I am healthy, wealthy, happy, successful & prosperous!*

It's a long message but please read at least the gist of it and most importantly share..👍
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Once upon a time, there were two neighbors living next to each other. One of them was a retired teacher and another was an insurance agent who had a lot of interest in technology. Both of them had planted different plants in their garden. The retired teacher was giving a small amount of water to his plants and didn’t always give a full attention to them, while the other neighbor interested in technology, had given a lot of water to his plants and looked after them too well.
The retired teacher’s plants were simple but looked good. The insurance agent’s plants were much fuller and greener. One day, during the night, there was a heavy rain and a wind due to a minor storm. Next morning, both of the neighbors came out to inspect the damage to their garden. The neighbor who was an insurance agent saw that his plants came off from the roots and were totally destroyed. But, the retired teacher’s plants were not damaged at all and were standing firm.
The insurance agent neighbor was surprised to see it, he went to the retired teacher and asked, “We both grew the same plants together, I actually looked after my plants better than you did for yours, and even gave them more water. Still, my plants came off from the roots, while yours didn’t. How is that possible?”
The retired teacher smiled and said, “You gave your plants more attention and water, but because of that they didn’t need to work themselves for it. You made it easy for them. While I gave them just an adequate amount of water and let their roots search for more. And, because of that, their roots went deeper and that made their position stronger. That is why my plants survived”.
Moral: This story is about parenting where children are like plants. If everything is given to them, they will not understand the hard work it takes to earn those things. They will not learn to work themselves and respect it. Sometimes it’s best to guide them instead of giving them. Teach them how to walk, but let them follow their path.
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चर -- सोलर एनर्जी से बने किसी वस्तु का नाम बताओ 

पप्पू   -- कुन्ति पुत्र करण😜

टीचर ने उसे धूप में ले जाकर छाव होने तक मारा 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Very Interesting incident... 
This can happen only in Mumbai, no where else. 
ONLY local train passengers in  Mumbai will know how helpful commuters try to be.

Last week, a hapless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic  Mumbai's local train commuters. 

Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as misfortune and trains would have it, he boarded a fast train not halting at his destination.  He panicked on realizing his mistake but by then the local had already started moving. 

On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger decided to come to his rescue. It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03 pm Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness, he would make it safely on terra firma. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he added some words of caution:     "Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running." 
 He stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion.

The train did slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting of his mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as if all hell had broken loose. What he didn't realise, of course, was that he was running parallel to the train instead of running away from it. 

Meanwhile, the train slowed down further, and the man was running faster than the train. In the process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the footboard commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train! To his agony,  train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and  his new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been, until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with great difficulty.    

Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the whole drama and just couldn't  stop laughing at the poor man's plight, while he grinned sheepishly!!!

Ae dil, hai mushkil jeena yahaan,
 Zara hatke, zara bachke, Yeh hai Bombay meri jaan!! 😀😀😘😘
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A very beautiful Apsara proposes to Ravan:
Apsara: Will you marry me?😉
Ravan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Apsara: Stupid... is mein hansne ke liye kya tha.😳 Get lost.😒😠😠😠
Ravan (after she leaves): 
Tells to all his ten heads..
Kamino ! 😡
abse sirf beech wala sar hi 'HA' bolega.
☝
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