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Part 112 - Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings

In a psychological survey , men and women were asked to translate this sentence from English to Hindi...
"I love you too" Most women translated it as ...... "Main bhi tumse pyar karti hoon". and most men translated it as .... "Main tumse bhi pyar karta hoon" !! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while  fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

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Sardarji made a call to airport.
"How long is the journey from India to America ?"
Girl : One second sir....
Sardarji: Thanks !!

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Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter...
Haha..I have seen ur password..
Mandhar singh:What is it?
Jandhar: it is four stars (****)
Mandhar: Haha ..wrong ..it is 3384. oye...oye..

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Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?
Sardarji: Oye ..that is not a big question..madam. . the big question
is ..how the hen went inside the egg..!!!

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Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was ur exam?
Sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but i couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'.
I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote..THUNK !!!

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One tourist from USA asked: Any great man born in this village?
Sardarji:No sir, only small babies !!!

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A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage..
Ring master: Anybody can do that?
Sardar: Oye..I can...first. . take the lion out !! 

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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT !!!

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Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams..rats play football every night..
Dr: OK.. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.
Sardarji: can i start from tomoro?
Dr: why?
Sardar: Bcoz today is FINAL !!

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Some beautiful answers and way of thinking of Turkish poet Jalaluddin Rumi, that I very much felt like sharing...

What Is Poison ? ? ?
He Replied With A Beautiful Answer - AnyThing Which Is More Than Our Necessity Is Poison. It May Be Power, Wealth, Hunger, Ego, Greed, Laziness, Love, Ambition, Hate Or AnyThing.

What Is Fear ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Uncertainty.
If We Accept That Uncertainty, It Becomes Adventure.

What Is Envy ?
Non Acceptance Of Good In Others, If We Accept That Good, It Becomes Inspiration.

What Is Anger ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Things Which Are Beyond Our Control.
If We Accept, It Becomes Tolerance.

What Is Hatred ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Person As He Is. If We Accept Person Unconditionally, It Becomes Love. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š

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"Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? " Vasu asked.

His Mother sat down next to him and smiled, "I know about Darwin, Vasu. "But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?" 

Vasu replied in no.

"Then let me tell you what you and Mr. Darwin don't know.
Listen carefully- 

The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?" Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.

"Then came the Kurma Avatar, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian. So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.

Third was the Varaha, the wild boar, which meant the wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct? " Vasu nodded wide eyed.

"The fourth avatar was the Narasimha avatar, half man and half animal, the evolution from wild animals to intelligent beings.

Fifth the Waman avatar, the midget or dwarf, who could grow really tall. Do you know why that is? Cause there were two kinds of humans, Homo Erectus and the Homo Sapiens and Homo Sapiens won that battle." Vasu could see that his Mother was in full flow and he was stupefied.

"The Sixth avatar was Parshuram, the man who wielded the axe, the man who was a cave and forest dweller. Angry, and not social.

The seventh avatar was Maryada Purushottam Shri Ram, the first thinking social being, who laid out the laws of society and the basis of all relationships.

The Eighth avatar was Balarama, a true farmer showed  value of agriculture in the life

The Ninth avatar was Lord Krishna, purna purushottam the statesman, the politician, the lover who played the game of society and taught how to live and thrive in the social structure by adhering Dharma, the path of truth, the ultimate righteousness.



And finally, my boy, will come Kalki, the man you are working on. The man who will be genetically supreme."

Vasu looked at his Mother speechless. "This is amazing Mom, how did you.. This makes sense!"

"Yes it does Vasu! We Indians knew some amazing things just didnt know how to pass it on scientifically. So made them into mythological stories.  Mythology makes sense. Its just the way you look at it - Religious or Scientific. Your call.

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A door is much smaller compared to the house, a lock is much smaller compared to the door and a key is the smallest of all, but a key can open entire house._ 
_Thus a small, thoughtful solution can solve major problems._....................

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The plus symbol is made with two minus symbol. So all negative things can be shaped as positive by our smart work and positive thinking.

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