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Inspiring story behind why Ganapathi is worshipped first

In Hindu myth , we usually observe in temples and places where poojas are conducted , Lord Ganapathi is remembered and worshipped first , prayers are submitted and then the actual pooja continues. Also in many cultural programme , songs , prayers on Ganapathi are sung first and then the actual events start.  Have you ever wondered why is this so ? In this post we share an interesting story from hindu myth describing the reason for same. Some of us may already be knowing this story -  its worth reading again which carries a beautiful message to the society. 

Of the two sons of Lord Shiva & Goddess parvathi - Murugesha and Ganesha , had more nurture towards Ganesha being the younger son.  Their home being Himapuri  , was full of snow filled hills and rocks. One day - Parvathi took Ganesha near the water flow where she used to take her bath.  Before entering the flow , Parvathi instructed Ganesha to guard the entrance and not to allow anybody till she comes back from bath, even if Shiva comes make him stay back till she is back. Ganesha was a great follower of his elder's advise and followed the same. Ganesha with all his earnestness started guarding the entrance 

After some time , few Shivaganaas reached this spot and asked ganesha to inform parvathi that Shiva would like to see her and has asked to meet him. Ganesha politely replied them with the instructions which paravathi had told him . Shivaganaas  still forced ganesha and tried to enter entrance . Ganesha became furious watching this , with anger started dispelling them by beating them. Shivaganaas baffled by the incident left the spot and informed shiva about the event. Shiva got by surprise, consoled them and did not like the way ganesha treated them. He himself left to the spot to review the situation

Ganesha on seeing Shiva at the entrance with full respect submitted the paranamas and informed what parvathi had told him. Shiva tried to convince Ganesha that it is not good for children to interfere with elders , but yet ganesha bound by his promise did not allow Shiva to enter . Furious by ganesha's behaviour , shiva was so angry that forgetting ganesha is his son,  took his trishula and cut off ganesha's neck , separating his body and head.  Parvathi just returned back when this happened , shocked by the incident , with outraged grievance and anger took the form of a Kali with intention to destroy the world . Noticing this , Narada tried to console both Shiva & Parvathi , begged Shiva to grant life back to ganesha. By this time , Shiva's anger had reduced and proceeded to give back life to ganesha.  As ganesha's head was damaged , shiva replaced this with a beautiful child Elephant's head. Ganesha got his life back , but parvathi was not satisfied and thought others may make fun seeing at ganesha. Narada consoled that he shall make him the leader for all worlds. Ganesha did not like this which hurt his self-respect and requested to arrange a competition to prove himself if he is worth for the position and only if he wins he would accept the offer.  Shiva parvathi were very happy watching this character and decision from ganesha.

Accordingly a competition was arranged - one who travels one complete round the world , covering one circumference and reaches faster back shall be considered the winner . All devataas along with murugesha started their travel , while ganesha started on with his vehicle Mooshika . As Mooshika was very slow , it hardly managed to travel even smaller distance. Noticing this ganesha thought for a moment , came back to spot where Shiva parvathi was sitting and due respect , submitted his pranamaas by rounding them 3 times and stood back . After some time all devataas returned back traversing the world. All were took by surprise seeing Ganesha who told them he has won the competition . Even Narada praised ganesha and declared him the winner. When asked he explained - "according to Vedas one who with due bhakthi & respect does a single circum navigate pranama to parents , it is equivalent to traversing the whole world once" - and this is what ganesha has done now 3 times which makes him the winner

Everyone praised the intelligence and character of Ganesha and declared him as the overlord of the devataas . From then Ganesha was known as "Ganapathi". This is the reason even now it has come as a practice - first pooja is submitted to Ganapathi - praying him to provide blessings to conduct an event without any failure and then the actual event starts .

This story leaves a good message even to the present society - some people  forget and don’t realize the truth about the living gods - their elders and parents and instead go in search of god travelling places . If everyone starts following the same principle treat their elders and parents as Gods with love , affection and follow their instructions with respect then just imagine how further beautiful this world would have been !

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Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 95

I AM BACK WITH MY LATEST COLLECTION...!!! 1. When Rajnikant was a Student, Teachers use to Bunk the classes 2. Rajnikantu purchased a Road Roller… Guess why? To Iron his Clothes...! 3. Once a Farmer replaces Scare-crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s Statue. And Birds returned grains they took last year as well...! 4. If Rajni works in BPO, Clients would work in shifts! 5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions". He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!" 6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play...! 7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… He is practicing for the comming Rio Olympic Games’ high jump event...! 8. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors and the ship survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and the Titanic in the other...! 9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe… Air comes to hide in his Lungs...!” 10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened… We got two copies of the Xerox MACHINE...! Laaast One : Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth... Today that Powder is known as “AMBUJA CEMENT”


If a man listens to u in less than 5 minutes then he is ur dad. 

If a man listens to u  in 15 minutes then he is ur brother.

If a man listens to u in 30 minutes then he is ur son.

If a man listens to u in 1 hour then he is ur boy friend.

And ultimately

If a man pretends to listens to u all the time but does not remember a word of what u said no matter how important,  then he is....???????



Yes , Yes.... 

You are correct!!!!!!

Harr chiz mein kya husband husband😜😜

Father installs Whatsapp and sends message to his son.

Father: Send me a joke.

Son: I am studying.

Father: Send one more.



“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.”

~William Arthur Ward

My mom only had one eye. I hated her… She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.

There was thi...s one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was
so embarrassed.

How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’

I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?’

My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.

I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.

Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘How dare you come to my house and scare my children!’ GET OUT OFHERE! NOW!!!’

And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,’ and she disappeared out of sight.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After there union, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.

My neighbours said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.

‘My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.

I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.

You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.

I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.
With all my love to you,
Your mother.’


ಒಬ್ಬ ಮರದ ಕೆಲಸದವನು ರಾತ್ರಿ ತನ್ನ ಕೆಲಸವನ್ನು ಮುಗಿಸಿ ಎಂದಿನಂತೆ ತನ್ನ ಅಂಗಡಿಯನ್ನು ಮುಚ್ಚಿ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊರಡುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಆ ಹೊತ್ತಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ದೊಡ್ಡ ಹಾವೊಂದು ಅಂಗಡಿಗೆ ನುಗ್ಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ತನಗೆ ಏನಾದರೂ ಆಹಾರ ಸಿಗಬಹುದೆಂದು ಅತ್ತ ಇತ್ತ ತಿರುಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಾವು ಹಾಗೆ ತಿರುಗುತ್ತಿರುವಾಗ,  ಅಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಎರಡು ಬದಿಯಲ್ಲಿಯೂ ಹರಿತವಾಗಿರುವ ಒಂದು ಗರಗಸಕ್ಕೆ ತಾಗಿ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಸಣ್ಣದಾದ ಗಾಯವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಹಾವಿಗೆ
ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಬಂದು ಆ ಗರಗಸಕ್ಕೆ ಕಚ್ಚುತ್ತದೆ. ಆಗ ಅದರ ಬಾಯಿಗೆ  ಕೂಡ ಗಾಯವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಇದರಿಂದ ಹಾವಿನ ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಮತ್ತಷ್ಟು ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ಕೂಡಲೇ ಅದು ಆ ಗರಗಸಕ್ಕೆ ಗಟ್ಟಿಯಾಗಿ ಸುತ್ತಿಕೊಂಡು ತನ್ನ ಹಿಡಿತವನ್ನು ಬಲಪಡಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಮರುದಿನ ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆ ಮರದ ಕೆಲಸದವನು ತನ್ನ ಅಂಗಡಿಯನ್ನು ತೆರೆದಾಗ ಅವನಿಗೆ ಗರಗಸದಲ್ಲಿ ಸುತ್ತಿಕೊಂಡು ಸತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಹಾವು ಕಾಣುತ್ತದೆ.
ಆದರೆ ಹಾವು ಬೇರೆಯವರ ಆಕ್ರಮಣದಿಂದ ಸಾಯಲಿಲ್ಲ, ಬದಲಿಗೆ ತನ್ನದೇ ಆದ ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಮತ್ತು ಹಠದಿಂದ ಸತ್ತಿತ್ತು.
ನಮಗೆ ಕೂಡ ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಬಂದಾಗ ನಾವು ಸಹಿತ ಆ ಹಾವಿನ ಹಾಗೆ, ಸಿಟ್ಟು ಮತ್ತು ಹಗೆಯಿಂದ ಎದುರಾಳಿಗೆ ನಷ್ಟ ಮಾಡಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನ ಪಡುತ್ತೇವೆ. ಆದರೆ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಸಮಯದ ನಂತರ ಅದರಿಂದಾಗಿ ನಮಗೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಹಾನಿಯಾದದ್ದು ಗಮನಕ್ಕೆ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ.

ನಾವು ಸಂತೋಷದಿಂದ ಜೀವಿಸಲು ಕೆಲವೊಂದು ವಸ್ತು, ಜನರು, ಘಟನೆ ಹಾಗು ವಿಷಯಗಳನ್ನು ಕಡೆಗಣಿಸಬೇಕಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.
ನಾವು ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯೆ ತೋರಿಸುವ ಅಗತ್ಯತೆ ಇದ್ದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾತ್ರ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯೆ ತೋರಿಸಬೇಕೆ ವಿನಹ ಎಲ್ಲದಕ್ಕೂ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯೆ ತೋರಿಸಲು ಹೋದಲ್ಲಿ ಅನವಶ್ಯಕವಾಗಿ ನಾವು ಹಾನಿಗೊಳಬೇಕಾಗುವ ಪ್ರಸಂಗವೂ ಬರಬಹುದು.
•ಮನೆ ಸುಟ್ಟರೆ ವಿಮಾ ತಗೋಬಹುದು, ಕನಸುಗಳು ಸುಟ್ಟರೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡೋಣ?? 

•ಆಕಾಶದಿಂದ ಮಳೆ ಸುರಿದರೆ ಛತ್ರಿ ಹಿಡಿಯಬಹುದು, ಕಣ್ಣಿಂದ ಹನಿ ಸುರಿದರೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡೋಣ?  

•ಸಿಂಹ ಘರ್ಜಿಸಿದರೆ ಓಡಿಹೋಗಬಹುದು, ಅಹಂಕಾರ ಘರ್ಜಿಸಿದರೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡೋಣ? 

•ಮುಳ್ಳು ಚುಚ್ಚಿದರೆ ತೆಗೆಯಬಹುದು, ಯಾವುದೋ ಮಾತು ಚುಚ್ಚಿದರೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡೋಣ?  

•ನೋವು ಆದರೆ ಔಷಧಿ ತೊಗೋಬಹುದು, ವೇದನೆ ಆದರೆ ಏನು ಮಾಡೋಣ?     

• *ಒಬ್ಬ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಮಿತ್ರ* ಒಂದೊಳ್ಳೆ ಔಷಧೀಯ ಹಾಗೆ, ಆದರೆ *ಒಂದೊಳ್ಳೆ ಗೆಳೆಯರ ಬಳಗ* ಒಂದು *ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಔಷಧ ಅಂಗಡಿ* ಇದ್ದ ಹಾಗೆ. 

*ಗೆಳೆಯರನ್ನ ಗೆಳೆತನವನ್ನ ಬೆಳೆಸಿ ಪ್ರೀತಿಸಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಹರಸಿ*.


Life is not qualified by fluent English, branded clothes or a rich lifestyle......

It is measured by the number of faces who smile when they hear your name......

ಮೂಲ :- #ನಿಲುಮೆ group 

ಹತ್ತನೇ ತರಗತಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಪಿ.ಯು.ಸಿ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಅಂಕಗಳಿಸಿದ ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಸನ್ಮಾನಗಳು ನಡೆಯುತ್ತಿವೆ. ಒಂದು ಶಾಲು, ಮೊಮೆಂಟೊ, ಹಾಗೂ ಅವರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಮಾತುಗಳು. ಯಾಕೋ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಕಸಿವಿಸಿ. ಎರಡೂ, ಮೂರೋ ಶಾಲು ಮೈಮೇಲೆ ಬಿದ್ದಕೂಡಲೆ, ಈ ಹುಡುಗರು, ಈಗ ತಾನೇ ತಾವು ಎಲ್ಲರಂತೆ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆ ಮುಗಿಸಿದ್ದೇವೆ ಎನ್ನುವುದನ್ನು ಮರೆತು, ದೊಡ್ಡ ದೂಡ ಉಪದೇಶ ಕೊಡಲು ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸಿಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಇದು ಒಂದು ಮೈಲಿಗಲ್ಲು
ಎಂಬುದನ್ನು ಮರೆತು ಜೀವನದ ಉತ್ಕೃಷ್ಟ ಸಾಧನೆ ಎಂದು ಪರಿಗಣಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸಿಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಶೈಕ್ಷಣಿಕ ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರದ ಘಟಾನುಘಟಿಗಳೇ ಇವರ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಟ್ಯೂಷನ್ಗೆ ಬರ್ತಾರೆ ಎನ್ನು ರೀತಿ ಇರುತ್ತೆ ಈ ಹುಡುಗರ ಮಾತು. ನಗರ ಪ್ರದೇಶದ ಬಹುತೇಕ ಅಂಕಗಳಿಕೆಯ ಮಕ್ಕಳಲ್ಲಿ ನನ್ನ ಕೆಲವೊಂದು ಪ್ರೆಶ್ನೆಗಳು,
1. ರಾಷ್ಟ್ರದ ಮೂರು ರಕ್ಷಣಾ ವಿಭಾಗದ ಅತ್ಯುನ್ನತ ಅಧಿಕಾರಿಗಳು ಯಾರು?
2. ನಿಮಗೆ ನಾಟಿ ಕೊತ್ತಂಬರಿ ಸೊಪ್ಪು ಹಾಗೂ ಫಾರ್ಮ್ ಕೊತ್ತಂಬರಿ ಸೊಪ್ಪು, ಅದೇ ರೀತಿ ಹುರಳಿಕಾಯಿ(ಬೀನ್ಸ್) ಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸ ತಿಳಿಯುತ್ತಾ.
3. ನಿಮಗೆ ಕನ್ನಡದ ಐವರು ಕವಿಗಳ ಪರಿಚಯ ಇದೆಯಾ?
4. ನಿಮಗೆ 5 ದಕ್ಕಿಂತ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು ಇದ್ದಾರಾ?
5. ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿ ಜೊತೆ ಬಿಟ್ಟು, ಸ್ಕೂಲ್ ಬಸ್ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಒಬ್ಬರೇ ಯಾವತ್ತಾದರೂ ಅಜ್ಜಿ, ತಾತ, ದೊಡ್ಡಪ್ಪ, ದೊಡ್ಡಮ್ಮ, ಅತ್ತೆ, ಮಾವ ಇವರನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಸಿದ್ದೀರಾ?
6. ನಿಮಗೆ ಒಂದು ಮಟ್ಟೆ ಕಾಯಿ, ಮಚ್ಚು ಕೊಟ್ಟರೆ, ತೆಂಗಿನ ಕಾಯಿ ಸುಲಿಯಲು ಬರುತ್ತಾ?
7. ನಿಮ್ಮ ತಾಯಿಗೆ ಒಂದು ದಿನ ತಲೆ ನೋವು ಇದ್ದಲ್ಲಿ, ಉಪ್ಪಿಟ್ಟು ಮಾಡಲು ಈರುಳ್ಳಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿ ಕೊಡಲು ಬರುತ್ತಾ? ಬಿಡಿ, ಒಂದು ಲೋಟ ಕಾಫಿ ಆಕೆಗೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಡಲು ಬರುತ್ತಾ?
8. ಯಾವತ್ತಾದರೂ ನಿಮ್ಮ Dress/Uniform ನೀವೇ ಒಗೆದುಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದೀರಾ?
9. ನಿಮಗಾಗಿ ದುಡಿಯುವ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಅಪ್ಪನ ದ್ವಿಚಕ್ರ ವಾಹನವನ್ನಾಗಲಿ ಅಥವಾ ಕಾರನ್ನಾಗಲಿ ತೊಳೆದುಕೊಟ್ಟಿದೀರಾ?
10. ಅಮ್ಮನಿಗೆ ಮುಂಚೆ ಎದ್ದು, ಮನೆ ಮುಂದೆ ಕಸ ಗುಡಿಸಿ, ನೀರು ಹಾಕಿ, ರಂಗೋಲಿ ಹಾಕಿದ್ದೀರಾ?
11. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪಠ್ಯ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಕನ್ನಡದ ಐದು ದಿನಪತ್ರಿಕೆಗಳ ಹೆಸರು ಹಾಗೂ ಅದರ ಸಂಪಾದಕರ ಹೆಸರು ಗೊತ್ತಾ?
12. ಗೆಳೆಯರೊಡನೆ ಒಂದು Spiritual / Social Service ಅಥವಾ ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನಕ್ಕೋ ಹೋದ ನೆನಪು ನಿಮಗೆ ಇದೆಯಾ?
13. ದಿನ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ದುಡಿಯುವ ನಿಮ್ಮ ತಂದೆಯ ಕಾಲುಗಳನ್ನು ಯಾವತ್ತಾದರೂ ಒತ್ತಿ, ಆತ ನೋವು ಮರೆಯುವ ಹಾಗೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೀರಾ?
14. ನೀವು ಊಟ ಮಾಡಿದ ತಟ್ಟೆ, ಊಟ-ತಿಂಡಿ ತುಂಬಿಕೊಂಡು ಹೋದ ಡಬ್ಬಿಯನ್ನು ತೊಳೆದಿದ್ದೀರಾ?
ಕೊನೆಯ ಪ್ರೆಶ್ನೆ ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿಗೆ..
ಫಲಿತಾಂಶ ಬಂದ ದಿನ ಎಷ್ಟು ಜನ ನಿಮ್ಮ ತಂದೆ, ತಾಯಿ, ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿನ ಹಿರಿಯರು ಹಾಗೂ ಪಾಠ ಹೇಳಿಕೊಟ್ಟ ಗುರುಗಳ ಪಾದಗಳಿಗೆ ನಮಸ್ಕರಿಸಿ, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಫಲಿತಾಂಶ ತಿಳಿಸಿದ್ದೀರಿ?
ಕೊನೆಯ ಪ್ರೆಶ್ನೆ ಪೋಷಕರಿಗೆ..
ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೆ ಈ ರೀತಿಯ ಬದುಕಿನ ಪಾಠಗಳನ್ನು ಕಲಿಯುವ ವಾತಾವರಣ ನಿರ್ಮಿಸಿದ್ದೀರಾ?

life is beyond text books and Marks.
In spite of your limitations in life, my appreciations for your academic accomplishments. 

ನಮಗೆ ಚಿಕ್ಕಂದಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸುಭಾಷಿತಗಳನ್ನು ಹೇಳಿಕೊಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದರು.

"ವಿದ್ಯೆಯು ವಿನಯವನ್ನು ಕೊಡುತ್ತದೆ. ವಿನಯದಿಂದ ಯೋಗ್ಯತೆ ದೊರಕುತ್ತದೆ. " ಅಲ್ಲವೇ?



1) Open all windows in the house and allow fresh air and sunshine to enter the house. Free flowing air and sun are negative energy removers

2. Dispose of all the old unwanted things lying in the house. Clutter is a negativity magnet. It attracts and accumulates negative energy in the house.

3). Walking barefoot in the house helps all your negative energy to be absorbed by the earth. 
Grounding is important to keep the energy balance in our body. 

4) In the olden days, footwears were kept out of the house. People used to enter the house only after washing feet with water. This action ensures that all the negativity remains outside or are grounded by earth and does not enter the house. Now it has become difficult to keep the footwear outside. So preferably remove them near the entrance door.

5) Go out in the open air. Take walks in the garden or open ground. Being amongst nature re-energizes or charges you fully.

6) Sweeping the floor also ensures that the negative energies are shaken and moved out with the dirt.

7)  Rock salt is another negativity remover. Wash or mop your floor with a fistful rock salt in a bucket of water. This ensures that every nook and corner of the house is rid of negative energy.

8) Potted plants or trees around your house or society also ensures more positive energy in the house and area. 

9) Bathing or Soaking your legs and hands in rock salt water once in a while removes the negativity attached to your body and cleanse your aura.

11)   Repetition of Prayers,  increases the positive vibrations in the house. 100%

11)  Keep your thoughts, action and speech Positive. Negative thoughts will bring in negative vibes. So avoid all negative thoughts, speech and actions. 

12) Keep your house well lit and illuminated. Light removes negativity. 

13) Keep faith in God and in yourself. 
You are the Creator of your own destiny by the Choices you make.



ಸ್ತ್ರೀ ಎಂದರೆ  *ಶಕ್ತಿ*
ಪುರುಷ ಎಂದರೆ *ಸಹನ ಶಕ್ತಿ*

ಉದಾಹರಣೆ :-
ಬಸ್ಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಸುವಾಗ ಪಕ್ಕದಲ್ಲಿ ಕುಳಿತ ಹುಡುಗಿಯ ಭುಜಕ್ಕೆ ಒರಗಿ ನಿದ್ರಿಸಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದರೆ ಅವಳು ಎದ್ದು ಕೆನ್ನೆಗೆ ಒಂದು ಏಟು ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾಳೆ. ಇದೇ   *ಶಕ್ತಿ*


ಒಂದು ಹುಡುಗಿ ಒಬ್ಬ ಹುಡುಗನ ಭುಜಕ್ಕೆ ಒರಗಿ ನಿದ್ರಿಸಲು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದರೆ ಆ ಹುಡುಗ ಧಾರವಾಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಇಳಿಯುವವನಿದ್ದರೆ ಗದಗ ವರೆಗೆ ಅವಳ ನಿದ್ರೆಗೆ ತೊಂದರೆ ಆಗಬಾರದೆಂದು ಹಾಗೆಯೇ ಪ್ರಯಾಣಿಸುತ್ತಾನೆ..! ಇದೇ 


ಹಳೆಯ ಕಾಲದ ಹೆಂಚಿನ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
ಕೊತಕೊತ ಕುದಿದು
ಆವಿಯಾಗಿ ಹೋಗುವ ದುಃಖ
ಈಗಿನ ಕಾಲದ ತಾರಸಿ ಮನೆಯ
ಕುಕ್ಕರ್‌ನಲ್ಲಿ ಒಳಗೊಳಗೇ ಬೆಂದು
ಕೂಗು ಹಾಕುತ್ತಿದೆ......
      ಆಗಿನ ತುಂಬು ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
       ಹೇಳಿ ಹಗುರಾಗುವ ದಿಗಿಲು
       ಈಗಿನ ಪುಟ್ಟ ಗೂಡಿನಲ್ಲಿ
       ಏಕಾಂಗಿಯಾಗಿ ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿದೆ..
ಸೋಗೆ ಮನೆಯ ಸಂದಿಯಲ್ಲಿ
ಸೋರಿ ಹೋಗುವ ಕಣ್ಣೀರು
ಸಿಮೆಂಟು ಕಲ್ಲುಗಳ ಮಧ್ಯೆ
      ಆಗ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಪುಟ್ಟ ಸಂತಸಕ್ಕೆ
      ಸಂಭ್ರಮಿಸುವ ಮನಸ್ಸು
      ಈಗ ದೊಡ್ಡದೆನ್ನುವ ಸಂಭ್ರಮಕ್ಕೆ
      ನಗಲು ಕಂದಾಯ ಕೇಳುತ್ತಿದೆ.....
ಆಗ ಅಮ್ಮನ ಮಡಿಲಲ್ಲಿ ಅತ್ತು
ಮರೆತುಬಿಡುವ ನೋವು
ಈಗ ನಗುವಿನ ಮುಖವಾಡ ಹೊತ್ತು
     ಅಣ್ಣ ತಮ್ಮ ಅಕ್ಕ ತಂಗಿಯರ ಜೊತೆ
     ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಹುಣ್ಣಾಗುವಂತೆ ನಕ್ಕ ಮನಸ್ಸು
     ಹಾಸ್ಯದ ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ರಮಗಳಿಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ
     ಮುಖ ಊದಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಬರುತ್ತಿದೆ....
ಬಡತನದ ಬೇಗೆಯಲ್ಲೂ ಗಂಜಿ ಕುಡಿದು
ಸುಖದಿಂದ ನಿದ್ರಿಸುವ ಸಂಸಾರ
ಮ್ರಷ್ಟಾನ್ನ ಭೋಜನವ ತಳ್ಳಿ
ನಿದ್ದೆ ಗುಳಿಗೆ ಬೇಡುತ್ತಿದೆ.....
     ಬದಲಾವಣೆಗಳನ್ನು ನಮಗೆ ಬಿಟ್ಟು
     ಕಾಲ ತನ್ನಷ್ಟಕ್ಕೆ ಮುಂದೆ ಸಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ 
     ಕಾಲ ಬದಲಾಯಿತೋ ನಾವೇ ಬದಲಾದೆವೋ?
     ದ್ವಂದ್ವದಲ್ಲಿ ಬದುಕು ಸಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ ......

ಎಷ್ಟು ದಿನ :- 

ಎಲ್ಲಿವರೆಗೂ??....ನಮ್ಮ ಮನಸಲ್ಲೇ ಒಂದು ದೇಶವನ್ನ ಸೃಷ್ಟಿಸಿ ..ಸಾವಿರಾರು ನಗರಗಳನ್ನು ಪೋಣಿಸಿ ' ಆಡಳಿತ ' ನಡೆಸೋ ಈ ಪರಿ ಎಲ್ಲಿವರಗು ?...ಯಾವುದು ಶಾಶ್ವತ ? ..ಎಲ್ಲದಕ್ಕೂ ಉತ್ತರ ಕಂಡು ಹಿಡಿಯೋ ಈ ಮನುಜನಿಗೆ ದೇಹ ಅಸ್ಥಮವಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಸಾವಿನ ಆ ಲೋಕ ಎಲ್ಲಿ ಇದೆ ..ಅದರ ' ಕಬಳಿಕೆ ' ಯನ್ನು ಅವನು ಪಡೆಯಲು ಸಾದ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ ಅಲ್ಲವೆ ? !! ಆಕಾಶದ ಮೇಲೆ ಹಾರೋ ನಮಗೆ ಮನಸಿನ ಒಳಗೆ ಈಜಿ ಆತ್ಮದ ಗುಟ್ಟನ್ನು ಅದರ ದಾರಿಯನ್ನು ಕಂಡುಹಿಡಿಯಲು ಆಗಲೇ
ಇಲ್ಲ ..! ಬಹಳ ಜಂಭದ ಬದುಕು ನಮದು ..ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಸಾವು ಕೂಡ ಜಂಭವೆ ..!! ಹಣ,ಅಧಿಕಾರ, ಸಂಭಂದ , ಬಿರುದು ಇವೆಲ್ಲ ದೇಹದ ಜೊತೆ ಮಣ್ಣು ಆಗುತ್ತೆ ..ನಮ್ಮ ಜೊತೆ ಬರೋದು ಆತ್ಮ ..ಅದರ ಜೊತೆ ಇರೋದು ಪ್ರೀತಿ ..ಹಂಬಲ ..ಆಸೇ ..ಮಹದಾಸೆ ..ತಳಮಳ ..ಭಯ ..ಇಷ್ಟೇ .! ಸಾವಿನ ಗುಟ್ಟು ತಿಳಿದವರಿಲ್ಲ ..ಹಾಗಾಗಿ ..ಆ ಕರೆ ಬಾರೋ ತನಕ .......""""" ನಿಜವಾಗಲು ಬದುಕಿ ..ಆತ್ಮದ ಜೊತೆ ಹೊರಳು ನಿಷ್ಕಲ್ಮಶ ಭಾವನೆ ಸಾಕು ..ಮಿಕ್ಕಿದೆಲ್ಲ ಹೆಣದ ಜೊತೆ ಹೂರಲು ಅಷ್ಟೇ "


There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day a florist goes to him
for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a
"Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he
again refuses to take the money.
The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another
"Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at
his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber, again he refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, guess what he finds there......


















A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts
of Forwarded mail mentioning about free hair cut with the google map
showing the shop.


Never give up !!!
Soon, when all is well, you are going to look back on this period of your life and will be very glad that you never gave up.


How to keep deleting bad thoughts and be happy

Sometimes we use our mind just like a street dump yard . We keep loading it with so many stuffs which may not be useful at all in future,  gradually causes its decline , indirectly leads to other diseases - leading to weakening our body. The dust and dirt thoughts or feelings inside represent its own disease . Strangely many people unknowingly , invite problems and suffer.

It is every essential to discover and search at times such dirt thoughts of Anger , Jealous , Impatience , Revenge , Depression etc & clean from our mind. By doing it ,  mind's strength will be retained just like a new light entering into home after a neat brush of dust outside the house. We get new light , new energy , new air which brings in new happiness and enthusiasm. But how is it possible to empty the mind ? 

Just like we take bath once or twice daily to keep our external body safe and clean , even our mind should be observed and brought in control which is not an easy task. Some people doesn't even have the practice to introspect , while some doesn't know how to introspect , but still they  don't accept that their minds are disturbed.

Everyday in the morning and at evening spare 5 to 10 minutes for introspecting your mind. Start practicing seeing inside your minds which is for your benefit .  After a fresh bath , sit & relax on your favorite position , close your eyes , imagine that no external sound /voice may intervene you , inhale a deep breath and exhale slowly.

Take a deep inhale and exhale 3 times , inhale the fresh oxygen inside , store it inside for few seconds and exhale slowly through your mouth. Imagine , you are leaving out all contamination from your body while you are exhaling.  Imagine the fresh air inhaled through your nose and the thrill of it spreading inside across your heart , stomach and all other body parts. After 2 or 3 seconds , slowly exhale out through your mouth . Imagine during exhale -  the tiredness , wicked emotions etc are going out of your body.  Again inhale & exhale - do this for 5 to 10 minutes which helps in emptying the mind.

Emptying the mind releases tension and provides patience.  Your body will find new strength from it , your eyes will be more brighter , your minds will get more room to accept new thoughts . Practice this at-least for 21 days and see how its brings in change to your life.

Just by practicing this technique for few days you will start noticing many problems in your body start getting solved , mind gets relaxed ,  memory power gets increased , mind starts moving towards more creative tasks and thoughts . By doing this daily , you can understand and take control of the magic inside you - your mind.

 Always one should not criticize self and feel low . One should be proud of self , should be able to console self , should love self , but should never get a feel of being superior to others , also should not give room to a feel of others as inferior compared to self , preserve the feeling of equality.  Such persons who has won  their mind will always find patience , Satisfaction , Wealth and Happiness forever.

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- An article contributed by DMH.

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Tips for Home Makers - How to avoid bad smell from Refrigerator and keep it clean

Most of us use Refrigerators at our homes for our regular food items cooling needs. At times we may experience bad odors coming out of the fridge , yeast accumulation which not only create a stinking essence but also may affect the food particles stored inside . It is very essential for every home maker to maintain fridge in good condition . In this post we share few tips on maintaining your refrigerator . Hope it helps -

    * Cut lime into 2 half pieces . After squeezing the lime juice , keeping the peel/husk of lime inside the fridge not only sucks the fridge odor but also creates its own essence

      * Usually flowers kept inside the fridge inside a plastic cover lasts long. Spatika / Crystal flower buds kept inside fridge using a plastic cover remains in the same state , till we remove them
        * If the fridge gasket or internals are affected with yeast / boost , gently wiping them using clear vinegar helps in clearing off the boost
          * Using a piece of cotton bud dipped inside vanilla and storing in fridge , helps in reducing fridge odor and creates a scent
            * The bottom & backup portions of the fridge must be cleaned at least once a month
              * When defrosting the fridge , spreading old newspapers helps in sucking the water content faster and the time spent on soaking using a cloth may be reduced
                * Items stored inside the fridge must not be kept open and should be closed.
                  * If fridge is not used for long time , it is recommend to clean the internals using a simple mixture of water & baking soda. After cleaning , use a cotton cloth and clean wipe.  On the rubber parts , spray a talcum powder and rub over it so that it becomes dry.  Keep some coffee powder in a small cup inside , which helps is preventing bad odor.

                  There are much more tricks like ones mentioned above . Do try these and maintain your fridge in proper condition ensuring you good health.  Keep us posted with your comments and experience of following these tricks . If you find this article worth , do contribute by sharing with your friends and family.

                  - Article contributed by KSR

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                  Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 94

                  Socho agar Doctor film banate
                  Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
                  kaho na bukhaar hai,
                  TB NO 1,
                  Hum blood de chuke sanam,
                  Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
                  Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai,
                  Ek hasina do kidni,
                  Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari.🚑🚑
                  Truisms --for those of us who are mature!!
                  - Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
                  - I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
                  - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
                  - I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
                  - If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
                  - Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?
                  - Take my advice — I'm not using it.
                  - Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
                  - Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
                  - I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
                  - Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
                  - If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
                  - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
                  - Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
                  - When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
                  - My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
                  - There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
                  - Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
                  - Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
                  - He who laughs last thinks slowest.
                  - Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
                  - Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
                  - I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
                  - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
                  - The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
                  *The Naked Truth of Life*
                  There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth wife the most and took great care of her and gave her the best.
                  He also loved his third wife and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, he always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.
                  He loved his second wife too. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to his second wife and she would always help him out.
                  He did not love his first wife though she loved him deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of him. 
                  One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon. He told himself, *_"I have four wives. I will take one of them along with me when I die to keep me company in my death."_*
                  Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep him company. *_"No way!"_* she replied and walked away without another word.
                  He asked his third wife. She said *_"Life is so good over here. I'm going to remarry when you die"._*
                  He then asked his second wife. She said *_"I'm Sorry. I can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till your grave."_*
                  By now his heart sank and he turned cold. Then a voice called out: *_"I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go."_*
                  The man looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the man said, *_"I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"_*
                  Actually, we all have four wives in our lives.
                  a. *The fourth wife is our body.* No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
                  b. *The third wife is our possession, status and wealth.* When we die, they go to others.
                  c. *The second wife is our family and friends.* No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
                  d. *The first wife is our soul,* neglected in our pursuit of material wealth and pleasure. It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go.
                  *_One of the best messages I have received_*
                  Pass it on..... 
                  Ek ghar me saas-bahu bahot pyar se rehte the..
                  ek baar ghar me ek guest aya..
                  bahu ne saas ko uss guest se baat karte suna..
                  saas keh rhi thi 'Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h aur bahu namak ki tarah'..
                  ye sun kar bahu ko bahot bura laga..
                  wo udas rehne lagi..
                  jab saas ko is baat ka pata chala to bahu se kaaran puchha..
                  bahu ne kaaran bataya.
                  Tab saas ne hans kar kaha 'uss baat ka matlab he..
                  beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h jo har haal me mithi lagti h
                   jabki bahu namak ki tarah hoti h jiska karz nhi chukaya ja sakta
                  Jinke bina har cheez ka swaad be-swaad ho jaata hai"......👌👌👌
                  So ALL BAHURANIS CHEER UP 😀😘😊😃 YOU ARE THE BEST👍
                  👌🍃Woman has the most unique character like salt
                  Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!🐾👍
                  Pass it to all the lovely ladies..😊
                  Mother  is  flying  a  kite. 
                  Her son is watching her carefully. 
                  After some time son says "mom. 
                  Because of the string the kite is not able to go any further higher.
                  "Hearing this, the mother smiles and breaks the string. 
                  The kite goes higher and then shortly after that, 
                  it comes and falls on the ground. 
                  The child is very dejected and sad.
                  The mother sits next to him and calmly explains: 
                  "Son, in life we reach a certain level and then we feel that there are certain things that are not letting us grow any further like Home, Family, Friends, Culture etc. 
                  We feel we want to be  free from those strings which we believe are stopping us from going higher. 
                  But, remember son."That our home , family, friends and culture are the things that will help us stay stable at the high heights . 
                  If we try to break away from those strings our condition will be similar to the kite."we'll fall down soon..
                  "Never  go  away  from  Home  Culture,  Family, Friends  and  Relationships as they help keep us stable while we are flying high..."
                        😊Life is Beautiful😊
                        👥Stay connected🎎
                  Once Buddha was traveling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. 
                  Do get me some water from the lake." The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, 
                  a bullock cart started crossing through the lake.
                  As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?" So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink." After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake. The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same. After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back. This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha. Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said, "See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own, and you have clear water. Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed,
                  just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."
                  Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job, it is an effortless process. So keep ur mind cool and have a great life ahead. Never leave your close ones. If you find few faults in them, just close your eyes and remember the best time you spent together, because...
                  Affection is more Important than Perfection..!
                  Neither you can hug yourself nor you can cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another, so live with those who love you the most. Relations cannot be understood by the language of money, because some investments never give profit, but they make us rich...!
                  "Family n Friends are such Investments"
                  Socho agar Doctor film banate
                  Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
                  kaho na bukhaar hai,
                  TB NO 1,
                  Hum blood de chuke sanam,
                  Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
                  Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai,
                  Ek hasina do kidni,
                  Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari.🚑🚑
                  ನಿಮ್ಮ  ಆರೋಗ್ಯದ  ಓಳಿತಿಗಾಗಿ 
                  ♦ *ಬಿಕ್ಕಳಿಕೆ ಬರುವುದೇ :* ಹುರುಳಿ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ಕಫ ಬರುವುದೇ :* ಶುಂಠಿ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹರಳಾದರೇ :* ಬಾಳೆದಿಂದಿನ ಪಲ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ತೊದಲು ನುಡಿಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ :* ಮೃತ್ಯುಂಜಯ ಮಂತ್ರ ಹೇಳಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ಬಿಳಿ ಕೂದಲೇ :* ಮೂಗಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇವಿನ ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಹಾಕಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ಮರೆವು ಬರುವುದೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಜೇನು.
                  ♦ *ಕೋಪ ಬರುವುದೇ :* ಕಾಳು ಮೆಣಸು ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಮೂಲವ್ಯಾಧಿಯೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಎಳ್ಳು.
                  ♦ *ಮುಪ್ಪು ಬೇಡವೇ :* ಗರಿಕೆ ರಸ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ನಿಶಕ್ತಿಯೇ :* ದೇಶಿ ಆಕಳ ಹಾಲು ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಇರುಳುಗಣ್ಣು ಇದೆಯೇ :* ತುಲಸಿ ರಸ ಕಣ್ಣಿಗೆ ಹಾಕಿ.
                  ♦ *ಕುಳ್ಳಗಿರುವಿರೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ನಿಂಬೆ ಹಣ್ಣು.
                  ♦ *ತೆಳ್ಳಗಿರುವಿರೆ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಸೀತಾ ಫಲ.
                  ♦ *ತೆಳ್ಳಗಾಗಬೇಕೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಬಿಸಿ ನೀರು.
                  ♦ *ಹಸಿವಿಲ್ಲವೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಓಂ ಕಾಳು.
                  ♦ *ತುಂಬಾ ಹಸಿವೇ :* ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಹಸಿ ಶೇಂಗಾ.
                  ♦ *ಬಾಯಾರಿಕೆಯೇ :* ಸೇವಿಸಿ ತುಳಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಬಾಯಾರಿಕೆ ಇಲ್ಲವೇ :* ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಬೆಲ್ಲ.
                  ♦ *ಸಕ್ಕರೆ ಕಾಯಿಲೆಯೇ :* ಬಿಡಿ ಸಕ್ಕರೆ, ಸೇವಿಸಿ ರಾಗಿ.
                  ♦ *ಸಾರಾಯಿ ದಾಸರೇ :* ಗೋಸೇವೆ ಮಾಡಿ,ಗೋಮೂತ್ರ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ರಕ್ತ ಹೀನತೆಯೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಪಾಲಕ್ ಸೊಪ್ಪು.
                  ♦ *ತಲೆ ಸುತ್ತುವುದೇ :* ಬೆಳ್ಳುಳ್ಳಿ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ದೃಷ್ಟಿ ದೋಷವೇ :* ಬೆಳ್ಳಿ ತಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಊಟ ಮಾಡಿ,ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಕಿರುಕಸಾಲಿ.
                  ♦ *ಬಂಜೆತನವೇ :* ಔದುಂಬರ ಚಕ್ಕೆ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಭಯವೇ :* ಗೋಮೂತ್ರ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಸ್ವಪ್ನ ದೋಷವೇ :* ತುಳಸಿ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಅಲರ್ಜಿ ಇದೆಯೇ :* ಅಮೃತ ಬಳ್ಳಿ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಹೃದಯ ದೌರ್ಬಲವೇ :* ಸೋರೆಕಾಯಿ ರಸ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ರಕ್ತ ದೋಷವೇ :* ಕೇಸರಿ ಹಾಲು ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ದುರ್ಗಂಧವೇ :* ಹೆಸರು ಹಿಟ್ಟು ಸ್ನಾನ ಮಾಡಿ.
                  ♦ *ಕೋಳಿ ಜ್ವರಕ್ಕೆ :* ತುಳಸಿ,ಅಮೃತ ಬಳ್ಳಿ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಕಾಲಲ್ಲಿ ಆಣಿ ಇದೆಯೇ :* ಉತ್ತರಾಣಿ ಸೊಪ್ಪು ಕಟ್ಟಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ಮೊಣಕಾಲು ನೋವು :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಮಾಡಿ ವಜ್ರಾಸನ.
                  ♦ *ಸಂಕಟ ಆಗುವುದೇ :* ಎಳನೀರು ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಮಗು ಹಾಸಿಗೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮೂತ್ರ ಮಾಡುವುದೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಕೊಡಿ ಜೇನು.
                  ♦ *ಜಲ ಶುದ್ಧಿ : ಮಾಡಬೇಕೇ :* ತಾಮ್ರದ ಪಾತ್ರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೀರು ಹಾಕಿ,ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ತುಳಸಿ ಎಲೆ ಹಾಕಿರಿ.
                  ♦ *ವಾಂತಿಯಾಗುವುದೇ :* ಎಳನೀರು-ಜೇನು ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಭೇದಿ ತುಂಬಾ ಆಗುವುದೇ :* ಅನ್ನ ಮಜ್ಜಿಗೆ ಊಟ ಮಾಡಿ.
                  ♦ *ಜಿಗುಪ್ಸೆ ಆಗಿದೆಯೇ :* ಪ್ರಾಣಾಯಾಮ ಮಾಡಿ.
                  ♦ *ಹಲ್ಲು ಸಡಿಲವೇ :* ದಾಳಿಂಬೆ ಸಿಪ್ಪೆಯ ಕಷಾಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಕಾಮಾಲೆ ರೋಗವೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಮೊಸರು ಸೇವಿಸಿ.
                  ♦ *ಉಗುರು ಸುತ್ತು ಇದೆಯೇ :* ನಿಂಬೆ ಹಣ್ಣಿನ ಒಳಗೆ ಬೆರಳು ಇಡಿ.
                  ♦ *ಎದೆ ಹಾಲಿನ ಕೊರತೆಯೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಎಳ್ಳು.
                  ♦ *ಎಲುಬುಗಳ ನೋವೇ :* ನಿತ್ಯ ಸೇವಿಸಿ ಮೆಂತ್ಯೆ ಬೆಳ್ಳುಳ್ಳಿ.

                  Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 93

                  ಕುಡಿದರೆ ವಾಸನೆ ಬರದಂತಿರಬೇಕು.
                  ಕುಡಿದರೆ  ತೂರಾಡದಂತಿರಬೇಕು.
                  ಕುಡಿದರೆ ವಾಂತಿ ಮಾಡಬಾರದಂತಿರಬೇಕು.
                  ಕುಡಿದರೆ ತೊದಲು ನುಡಿ ಬಾರದಂತಿರಬೇಕು.
                  ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಪರರ ನಿಂದನೆ 
                  ಕುಡಿದರೆ ಜಗಮೆಚ್ಚಿ  ಅಹುದಹುದೆನಬೇಕು.
                                - ಆದ್ದರಿಂದ  ಬಂಧುಗಳೇ ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ  ಕುದಿಸಿ ಆರಿಸಿದ ನೀರನ್ನು ಕುಡಿಯಿರಿ..😂😂😂😂
                  A beautiful post ..............from one mother to another mother
                  There were days when My home used to be filled with laughter, arguments, fights, jokes and loads of mischief. 
                  Books used to be strewn all over the show. Pens and books all over, and clothes messing the rooms, thrown on the beds. 
                  I used to shout at them to tidy up their mess. 
                  In the morning:
                  One will wake up and say: 
                  Mama I can't find a certain book. 
                  And the other will say: I can't find my perfume, 
                  And one will say: Mama where's my homework. 
                  And  will say: Mama I forgot to complete my homework. 
                  Everyone used to ask about their lost possessions. 
                  And I will say, but take care of your stuff, be responsible, you have to grow up. 
                  And today I stand at the doorway of the room.
                  The beds are empty. 
                  All the cupboards have only a few pieces of clothes in them. 
                  And what remains is the smell of perfume that lingers in the air. 
                  Everyone had a special smell. 
                  So I deep breathe in the smell of their perfume for maybe it will fill the empty ache in my heart.
                  All I have now is the memory of their laughs and their mischief and their warm hugs. 
                  Today my house is clean and organized and everything is in its place, and it is calm, free from all clutter and noise .. 
                     ...... apparently peaceful. ...... 
                  But it is a desert with no life in it. 
                  I wish, I had learnt - Do not become angry with your kids about the mess, and about the clutter and about the noise .. 
                  Now, every time they come to visit and they spend time with us, my home springs back to life and I wish the days had more hours everyday  to keep the fragrance of life longer.......     
                  And when they are ready to leave. They pull their bags and it is as if they tug my heart along with it. 
                  They close the door behind them and then I stand still and think of the many times I shouted at them to close the doors. 
                  Here I am today, closing my own doors. Nobody opens it besides me. Each one gone to a different city or a different country. 
                  All left to find their own path in life. 
                  They have grown up and I wished that they could stay with me forever.
                  Dear God
                  ..... Take care of my children and the children of all the mothers of this earth - for all mothers have the same deep sob in their hearts and feel the same void in the bed rooms once the children made mess of them ..
                  Oh God, protect our children, wherever they may be , for you are their guide and their saviour ..
                    ...and always keep them happy. Cherish ur kids.
                  A MOTHER🙏🙏
                  *Time Will Come* ⏳
                  Kenya is 2 hrs ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, or that Kenya is fast. Both countries are  working based on their own "Time Zone."
                  Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.
                  Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
                  Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years. 
                  Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone',
                  People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
                  Work in your “time zone”.
                  Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you.
                  May be some might "seem" behind you.
                  Don't envy them or mock them, it's their 'Time Zone.' 
                  You are in yours!
                  Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. 
                  You’re not late … 
                  You are not early ... you’re very much On time!
                  *RESPECT YOUR TIME ZONE*
                  Great Read - Which Parent Wouldn't Identify With This !
                  Taken from a handout by Corrie Lynne Player:
                  “I just realized that while children are dogs—loyal and affectionate—teenagers are cats.
                  It’s so easy to be a dog owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around.  It puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm when you call it.
                  Then, around age 13, your adoring puppy turns into a big old cat. When you tell it to come inside, it looks amazed, as if wondering who died and made you emperor.
                  Instead of dogging your footsteps, it disappears. You won’t see it again until it gets hungry…then it pauses on its sprint through the kitchen long enough to turn up its nose at whatever you’re serving, swishing its tail and giving you an aggrieved look until you break out the tuna again.
                  When you reach out to ruffle its head in that old affectionate gesture, it twists away from you, then gives you a blank stare as if it is trying to remember where it has seen you before.
                  You, not realizing your dog is now a cat, think something must be desperately wrong with it. It seems so antisocial, so distant, sort of depressed. It won’t go on family outings. Since you’re the one who raised it, taught it to fetch, stay and sit on command, you assume you did something wrong. Flooded with guilt and fear, you redouble your efforts to make your pet behave.
                  Only now you’re dealing with a cat, so everything that worked before now has the opposite result. Call it, and it runs away. Tell it to sit, and it jumps on the counter. The more you go toward it, wringing your hands, the more it moves away.
                  Instead of continuing to act like a dog owner, you must learn to behave like a cat owner. Put a dish of food near the door and let it come to you. But remember that a cat needs your help and affection too. Sit still and it will come, seeking that warm, comforting lap it has not entirely forgotten. Be there to open the door for it.
                  One day your grown up child will walk into the kitchen, give you a big kiss and say,“You’ve been on your feet all day. Let me get those dishes for you.” 
                  Then, you’ll realize your cat is a dog again.”
                  _Coffee never knew it will taste nice and sweet, before it met sugar and milk. We are good as individuals but become better when we blend with the right people. The world is full of nice people, if you can't find one, be one._
                  _The richest wealth is health and wisdom. The strongest weapon is patience. The best security is faith. The greatest tonic is laughter, and the greatest force is love. The surest assurance is hope in God. And the source of our strength is the joy of the Lord. Surprisingly all are free._
                  Do you know why consuming liquor is called Drinks? 
                  1. D in Drink is for digestion. One peg starts it's process.
                  2. R is for relaxation. After one peg, you start relaxing....
                  3. I is for intelligence.  It's common after some pegs for one to feel intelligent and he starts shooting his mouth and all nonsensical knowledge and sentiments pour in.
                  4. N is for naughtiness. Those naughty thoughts and actions surface.
                  5. K is for king. He feels on top of world and behaves stupidly like a king. All others are forced to agree and accept him.
                  6. S is for snake. The final stage of climax. Crawls and twists like a snake.
                  No other liquids have this distinction to be called Drinks.
                  ಸುಮಾರು ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತೈದು ವರ್ಷಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ ಪ್ರಖ್ಯಾತ ಹರಿಕಥಾ ವಿದ್ವಾಂಸರಾದ ರಘುನಾಥ ದಾಸರು ತಮ್ಮ ಹರಿಕಥೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿರೂಪಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಹಾಸ್ಯ ಪ್ರಸಂಗ
                  ಒಂದು ಕಛೇರಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಒಬ್ಬ ಬ್ರಿಟೀಶ್ ಅಧಿಕಾರಿಯಿದ್ದ...ಆತನಿಗೆ ಕನ್ನಡ ಬರುತ್ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ...ಅದೇ ಕಛೇರಿಯಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಗುಮಾಸ್ತನಿಗೆ ಇಂಗ್ಲೀಷ್ ಬರುತ್ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಒಮ್ಮೆ ಗುಮಾಸ್ತನ ತಂದೆಯ ಶ್ರಾದ್ದದ ಸಲುವಾಗಿ ರಜೆ ಕೋರಿ ಇಂಗ್ಲೀಷ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ರಜಾ ಚೀಟಿ ಬರೆದ "tomarro my fathers Thithi..grant one day leave." ಪಾಪ ಆ ಅಧಿಕಾರಿಗೆ thithi ಅಂದರೇನೆಂದು ತಿಳಿಯಲಿಲ್ಲ ಗುಮಾಸ್ತನನ್ನು ಕರೆದು ಕೇಳಿದ. ಗುಮಾಸ್ತ thithi ಅಂದರೆ thithi ಅಂದ. ಅಧಿಕಾರಿಗೆ
                  ಅರ್ಥವಾಗದಿದ್ದರೂ ರಜೆ ಮಂಜೂರು ಮಾಡಿದ.
                  ಗುಮಾಸ್ತ ಮಾರನೇ ದಿನ ತಿಥಿ ಮುಗಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಒಬ್ಬಟ್ಟನ್ನು ಅಧಿಕಾರಿಗೆ ಅಭಿಮಾನದಿಂದ ನೀಡಿದ. ಒಬ್ಬಟ್ಟಿನ ರುಚಿಗೆ ಮಾರುಹೋದ ಅಧಿಕಾರಿ..what is..how to make it ಅಂತ ಕೇಳಿದ. ಗುಮಾಸ್ತನಿಗೆ ಇಂಗ್ಲೀಷ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ವಿವರಿಸಬೇಕಾದ ಒತ್ತಡ. ಆದರೂ ಹೇಳಿದ. This is OBBATTU.... this is poornam..this is hittu...putting..lutting...eating ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿದ. 
                  ಹರ್ಷಗೊಂಡ ಅಧಿಕಾರಿ ಹೇಳಿದ "I will sanction two more days leave to you..make my THITHI and bring some more Obbats."😜😜😜
                  🍁....Behaviour of the boss....🍁
                  The Boss was retiring. Everyone had te ars in their eyes on  the day of his farewell. One of the employees said, “Sir, there is one thing we want to learn from you. You worked here for so many years. What to speak about scolding your subordinates, we have never seen you even shouting at them. We have scolded our subordinates on pressure of work or for other reasons. We want to know about the seed of your patience.”
                  The Boss said, “Then listen to this incident of my childhood. My father was working as a lower level employee in an office. He was a very nice person. He was respected very much in our family. It happened one day. I was studying in the 4th standard. I had gone to the office of my father for some reason. I saw that my father was not on his seat. I waited outside. After some time, the door of the Boss opened. My father came out of the door. I saw the fair face of my father had turned red. He went straight to a corner and stood there looking outside through a window there. He had not seen me. I went to him and called him slowly. He was taken by surprise and turned back to look at me. I saw stream of tears flowing down his eyes. He was slightly disturbed seeing me. He did not find time to wipe out his tears. Can my father cry anytime? He was the strongest man in the world for me. It was
                  out of my imagination that someone could hurt him. I ran straight to the room of the Boss. Father was calling me from behind. But, listening to nothing, I went inside and asked the Boss, “Why did you make my father cry?” The Boss was also surprised.
                  Thereafter, my father tried to make me understand. But, that day I had decided to take revenge on the Boss. I decided that day that I will study well and become a Boss one day, but I will not make my subordinates cry anytime. Because, they are not only the employees of my office, they are also respected and dear father or brother or somebody of their families and their surroundings. People say it is not be possible to control others without scolding them. I say, what for love is there then?”💐🤗🤗
                  Nepali : 😑Uuu Shaabji, yeh shyam singh ka mobile ka dukaan kaha milega
                  Salesman: 😒pata nahi
                  Nepali: 😑Address toh isi dukaan ka hai
                  Salseman: 😡saale ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai.. 😜
                  Wife: Why are you wasting money on drinking ?
                  Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?
                  Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.
                  Husband : I am also drinking just for u , so that you look beautiful to me. 
                  On the eve of Kabali release shortly Rajani kanth is back....
                  All new series on Rajnikanth:
                  Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! 
                  Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
                  Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass
                  Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
                  The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
                  Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
                  Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
                  and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
                  Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
                  Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
                  Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" 
                  When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
                  Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!! 
                  The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
                  An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala! 
                  Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! 
                  Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
                  Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
                  Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But 
                  guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer

                  Sri Prasanna Veeranjaneya Swamy temple , Mahalakshmi Layout - Bangalore tourist destinations.

                  In  this post , we share our visit experience of Sri Prasanna Veeranjaneya Swamy temple  at Mahalakshmi Layout , about 6 kms from city center towards North west Bangalore. Also known as  Temple layout of Bangalore , many temples are located in Mahalakshmi layout - few to name - ISKCON Sri Krishna , Veeranjaneya Hanuman  , Srinivasa temple (MariTirupathi)  etc.

                  Temple side view

                  Highlights of this temple :

                  • In 1973 , a huge oil paint of the lord hanuman appeared befitting the surface of the huge rock
                  • It was then carved on this single monolith udbhava shila idol of 22 feet height ,  16 feet wide and 4 feet thick and Prana pratistapana was done in 1976.
                  • In 1985 , 7.5 ft high gold plated kalasha installation and the Maha kumbhabhisheka of the main temple was celebrated
                  • Temple sanctum is 40 ft long and 40 ft wide . The upper structure is 40 ft high with a concrete dome and gopura is 41 ft high and total height comes to 81ft

                  • Temple campus  also houses  a 20 feet Mahalakshmi idol , marble idols of Ganesha , Sita Rama Lakshmana.
                  Paintings depicting the construction stages

                  Temple is in the midst of Mahalakshmi layout , about half km from West chord road. The infamous ISKCON Sri krishna foundation temple is visible from this temple hill top. Many devotees after visiting ISKCON visit here.

                  ISKCON temple view 

                  There are two entrances to the temple from the main road and cross roads through a park. Temple campus has a Meditation hall ,  a big stage where cultural programmes & Bhajans are conducted. When we visited , exhibitions were organised selling spiritual books , gift items etc.

                  Painting of Hanuman in the concert hall

                  Temple is open in morning 7 AM to 12 PM and in evening between 5 PM to 8 PM. On Sundays , temple remains open for Darshan till 1 PM.

                  Besides this temple is a lush green park dividing the temple and another famous temple in the locality , the Srinivasa temple where a 5 feet idol of Sri Venkateshwara is consecrated  , 

                  Srinivasa temple

                  also known as Chikka Tirupathi / Mari tirupathi - this spot has a temple apartment known as "Charana Gopura" of 5 floors where at each floor with lift facility - different idols and carvings depicting avatars & life of  Lord Vishnu , Krishna , Lakshmi are displayed. There is an entrance fee of Rs.20 for adults , and Rs.10 for children ! This is open for visit between morning 10 to evening 7 PM .

                  Charana Gopura

                  Overall a nice spot to visit with family and friends . Do visit this spot and share your experience.

                  Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 92

                  Here is the ultimate prize winning poem...
                  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
                  Marrying you messed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. I love your smile, your face and your eyes, Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' What inspired this amazing rhyme? A bottle of Feni with some lime ! 😂😜😂😜😂
                  😡ಅಪ್ಪ ಮಗನ್😩 ಹಿಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ಎಗ್ಗಾ ಮಗ್ಗಾ ಹೊಡಿತಾಯಿದ್ದಾ...
                  ಪಕ್ಕದಮನೆಯವನು:   ಏಕ್ರಿ ಈ ರೀತಿ ಹೊಡಿತಿದ್ದೀರಿ.....😳
                  ಅಪ್ಪ:   ನಾಳೆ ಇವನು ಬರೆದಿರುವ ಪರಿಕ್ಷೇ ಫಲಿತಾಂಶ ಬರುತ್ತೆ....😨
                  ಪಕ್ಕದಮನೆಯವ:  ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಇವತ್ತು ಏಕೆ ಹೊಡಿಯೊದು..
                  ಅಪ್ಪ:  ನಾಳೆ ನಾನು ಊರಲಿರಲ್ಲ ..... 😂😂
                  How to add extra fun in your WONDER LA roller coaster ride ?
                  Carry some extra nut bolts with you.
                  As soon as the ride begins, tap on the shoulders of guy in front of you and say....
                  "saar , idhu nim seat inda biddoythu" 😂😂😂
                  ONE DAY I DECIDED TO QUIT
                  I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality… I wanted to quit my life.
                  I went to the woods to have one last talk with god
                  “God”, I asked,
                  “Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”.
                  His answer surprised me…
                  “Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo ?
                  “Yes”, I replied.
                  “When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
                  I gave them light.I gave them water.The fern quickly grew from the earth.
                  Its brilliant green covered the floor.Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.
                  And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.
                  “In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.But I would not quit.
                  In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit.” He said.
                  “Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant…But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
                  It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.”
                  He asked me. “Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots”.
                  “I would not quit on the bamboo.I will never quit on you.”
                  “Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said.”The bamboo had a different Purpose than the fern.
                  Yet they both make the forest beautiful.”"Your time will come”, God said to me.
                  “You will rise high”.
                  “How high should I rise?” I asked.
                  “How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.
                  “As high as it can?” I questioned.”Yes.” He said, “Give Me glory by rising as high as you can.”
                  I left the forest and brought back this story.I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on
                  you.Never, Never, Never, Give up.
                  Don’t tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how Great the Lord is!
                  ಒಬ್ಬ ರಾಜ.. ಅವನ ಸೇನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೂರಾರು ಕುದುರೆ, ಒಂಟೆ, ಆನೆ, ಕಾಲಾಳುಗಳು.. 
                  ರಾಜನಿಗೆ ಒಂದು ಆನೆಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಬಲು ಪ್ರೀತಿ. ಪ್ರತಿ ಯುದ್ಧವೇ ಆಗಲಿ ಮತ್ತೇನೇ ಆಗಲಿ ತಾಳ್ಮೆಯಿಂದ ಶ್ರದ್ಧೆಯಿಂದ ತನ್ನ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ಬರುತ್ತಾ ಇತ್ತು..
                  ಹೀಗೆ ಇರುವಾಗ ಆನೆಗೆ ಕೂಡ ವಯಸ್ಸಾಗ್ತಾ ಬಂತು.. ಕೆಲ್ಸ ಮಾಡೋ ಕ್ಷಮತೆ ಕುಂದಿದಂತೆ ಕಾಣ ತೊಡಗಿತು. 
                  ರಾಜ ಇನ್ನು ಈ ಆನೆಗೆ ತೊಂದರೆ ಕೊಡುವುದು ಬೇಡ ಎಂದು ಅದನ್ನ ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಹಚ್ಚುವುದ ನಿಲ್ಲಿಸಲು ಹೇಳಿದ. ಆನೆ ಮಂಕಾಗತೊಡಗಿತು.. 
                  ಒಮ್ಮೆ ನೀರು ಕುಡಿಯಲು ಹೋದ ಆನೆ ಕೆಸರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿಕೊಂಡು ಬಿಟ್ಟಿತು.. ಎಷ್ಟೇ ಪ್ರಯತ್ನ ಪಟ್ಟರೂ ಹೊರ ಬರಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಾಗದೆ ಘಿಳಿಡಲು ತೊಡಗಿತು.. ರಾಜ ಸೈನಿಕರ ಜೊತೆ ಬಂದು ಎಷ್ಟೇ ಪ್ರಯತ್ನ ಪಟ್ಟರೂ ಆನೆ ಕೆಸರಲ್ಲಿ ಹೂತುಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಲೇ ಹೋಯ್ತು .. ರಾಜ ನೊಂದುಕೊಂಡ .. ಮಂತ್ರಿಗಳ ಮುಖ ನೋಡಿದ .. ಒಬ್ಬ ಮಂತ್ರಿ ಸೈನಿಕರ ಕರೆದು ಯುದ್ಧ ಕಹಳೆಯ ದನಿ ಹೊರಡಿಸಲು ಹೇಳಿದ .. ಕಹಳೆಯ ದನಿ ಮೊಳಗಿದಂತೆಲ್ಲಾ ಆನೆ ಕಿವಿ ನಿಮಿಸಿರಿ
                  ಕಣ್ಣರಳಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ ತನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ ಶಕ್ತಿಯನ್ನು ಹಾಕಿ ಹೊರ ಬಂತು ..ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಹರ್ಷೋದ್ಘಾರ ಮಾಡಿದರು ... 
                  ಮಂತ್ರಿ ಹೇಳಿದ 'ಶರೀರ ಬಲವೊಂದೇ ಬದುಕಲ್ಲ ಪ್ರಭು, ಬದುಕಲು ಒಳಗಿನಿಂದ ಒಂದು ಸ್ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಬೇಕು.. ಆ ಸ್ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಬದುಕಲು ಪ್ರೇರೇಪಿಸಿದಾಗ ಮಾತ್ರ ಬದುಕಲು ಛಲ ಬರುತ್ತದೆ . ಆ ಸ್ಪೂರ್ತಿ ನಮ್ಮ ಮೇಲೆ ನಮ್ಮವ್ರು ಇಟ್ಟಿರುವ ಭರವಸೆ, ಪ್ರೀತಿಗಳಿಂದ ಸಿಗುತ್ತದೆ..... '
                  ರಾಜಾ ಆನೆಯ ಬಳಿ ಹೋಗಿ ಹಣೆಗೊಂದು ಮುತ್ತನಿತ್ತ .. 
                  ಒಂದು ಸಣ್ಣ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಮಾತು, ಸ್ಪರ್ಶ, ನಗು ಬದುಕಿನ ಹಾದಿಯ ಬದಲಿಸಬಲ್ಲುದು .... 
                  ಬದುಕು ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಅಷ್ಟೇ ....... ಬದುಕಲು, ಬದುಕಿಸಲು, ಬದುಕನ್ನ ಬದುಕಿಸಲು 
                  ಜೀವನಕ್ಕಿರುವ ಮೂರು ಘಟ್ಟಗಳ ಪರಿಚಯ 
                  ೧ #ಹುಟ್ಟು * ಸಂಬಂಧಿಕರಿಗೆ ತಿಳಿಯಬೇಕಾದದ್ದು
                  ೨ #ಬದುಕು * ನಮಗೆ ತಿಳಿಯಬೇಕಾದದ್ದು
                  ೩ #ಸಾವು * ಲೋಕಕ್ಕೆ ತಿಳಿಯಬೇಕಾದದ್ದು
                  A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl. :p . Doctor used to give her a rose daily and engineer used to give the girl an apple. O.o . Girl got confused and asked engineer :\ There is a meaning of giving rose in  Why are you giving me apple ?  . . Engineer answered : Because "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"😂😂😂😂😂😂😝
                  *Strange but true...!!!!!*
                  *1 - Inspite of so many colors - Black & White is considered Class.*
                  *2 - Inspite of so many voices words & sounds - Silence is considered ultimate.*
                  *3 - Inspite of so much to eat - Fasting is considered healthy.*
                  *4 - Inspite of so much to travel & explore - Meditating under trees & mountains is considered superior.*
                  *5 - Inspite of so much to see - Closing your eyes & looking within is Apex.*
                  *6 - Inspite of listening to all the outside world - Voice from inside You is eternal.*
                  *7 - Inspite of a Sweet charming Life - A Peaceful Soul is Solace & Divine.*
                  *Trust your Senses. Live a Great Life.*
                  A woman baked chapatti (roti) for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. 
                  She kept the extra chapatti on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away. Every day, a hunchback came and took away the chapatti. 
                  Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: 
                  “ ‪#The_Evil_yoU_Do_Remains_with_yoU‬: 
                  ‪#The_Good_yoU_Do_Comes_Back_to_yoU‬! ” 
                  This went on, day after day. 
                  Every day, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and uttered the words:
                  “The evil you do, remains with you: 
                  The good you do, comes back to you!” 
                  The woman felt irritated.
                  “Not a word of gratitude,” 
                  she said to herself… 
                  “Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?”
                  One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. 
                  “I shall get rid of this hunchback,”
                  she said. 
                  And what did she do? 
                  She added poison to the chapatti she prepared for him! 
                  As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. “What is this I am doing?”  she said. 
                  Immediately, she threw the chapatti into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window sill. 
                  As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapatti and muttered the words: 
                  “The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!”
                  The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman. Every day, as the woman placed the chapatti on the window sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. 
                  For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return.
                  That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised  to find her son standing in the doorway. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. 
                  As he saw his mother, he said, “Mom, it’s a miracle I’m here. While I was but a mile away, 
                  I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. 
                  I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapatti. 
                  As he gave it to me, he said, 
                  “This is what I eat everyday  : today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!” 
                  ” As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale. 
                  She leaned against the door for support. 
                  She remembered the poisoned chapatti that she had made that morning. 
                  Had she not burnt it in the fire, 
                  it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! 
                  It was then that she realized the significance of the words: 
                  “The evil you do remains with you: 
                  The good you do, comes back to you!” 
                  Do good and Don’t ever stop doing good, even if it is not appreciated at that time.  
                  If you like this, share it with others and I bet so many lives would be touched . 
                  Share it and inspire others.
                  One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him the Ramayana. 
                  Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. 
                  Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the wholeRamayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, 
                  "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?" 
                  Mickey Mouse cannot remember 
                  Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!" 
                  Mickey Mouse cannot answer again. 
                  Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end.... And gives all the answers
                  How did this happen??? 
                  SCROLL DOWN 
                  Think Think.... 
                  After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes 
                  Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)... 
                  please don't throw your mobile..😄😄
                  .......Bolo Jai Shree Ram!!!
                  Wal Micky....😜👌
                  WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST!!!!!
                    If you are female and reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if male, then feel proud after reading it! 
                   "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
                  When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
                  The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water and he needed the axe to make his living.
                  The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
                  The woodcutter replied, "No." 
                  The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
                  Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
                  The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
                  The woodcutter replied, "Yes." 
                  The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. 
                  Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
                  When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
                  "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
                  The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE.
                  "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
                  "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
                  The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
                  The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' toANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."
                  The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason and for the benefit of others. 
                  That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
                  "WE, MEN, ARE TRULY HONORABLE !!!"

                  Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 91

                  ಒಬ್ಬ ಎಲೆಕ್ಟ್ರಿಕಲ್ಸ್ ಅಂಗಡಿಯವ ತನ್ನ ಅಂಗಡಿಯ ಎದುರು ಹೀಗೆ ಒಂದು ಬೋರ್ಡ್ ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದ.
                  "ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲೇ ವ್ಯವಹರಿಸಿ". 
                  ಗುಂಡ: 'ಒಂದು ಅಗೋಚರ ಕಿರಣ ವರಣ ಸ್ಪೂರಣ ದೊಂದಿ ಕೊಡಿ'😉.
                  ಅಂಗಡಿಯವ: 😳🙄🤔(ಕಕ್ಕಾಬಿಕ್ಕಿಯಾಗಿ) ಹಾಗೆಂದರೇನು???
                  ಗುಂಡ: 😃😂😆😀ಹ್ಹ ಹ್ಹ ಹ್ಹ ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಿಲ್ವಾ? ಒಂದು ಟ್ಯೂಬ್ ಲೈಟ್ ಕೊಡಿ.
                  VITAMIN F
                  Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character ? How can I get along with them all?               
                  I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of me.
                   * With one of them I am polite.
                  * I joke with another friend.
                  * I sit down and talk about serious matters with one.
                  * With another I laugh a lot.
                  * I may have a drink with one.
                  * I listen to one friend's problems.
                  * Then I listen to another one's advice for me.
                  My friends are all like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. When completed they form a treasure Box !!! We all pray for each other.
                  Even Doctors tell us that friends are good for our health.
                  Dr. Oz calls them Vitamin F (for Friends) and counts the benefits of friends as essential to our well being.       
                  Research shows that people in strong social circles have less risk of depression and terminal strokes.  If you enjoy Vitamin F constantly you can be up to 30 years younger than your real age.  
                  The warmth of friendship stops stress and even in your most intense moments it decreases the chance of a cardiac arrest or stroke by 50%.
                  I'm so happy that I have a such a huge stock of Vitamin F😄😄
                  ಯಾಕೆ ಬಡದಾಡ್ತಿ ತಮ್ಮಾ
                  ಮಾಯಾ ಮೆಚ್ಚಿ ಸಂಸಾರ ನೆಚ್ಚಿ:~
                  ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಸ್ವಾಮೀಜಿಗಳು ಗುರುಕುಲದಲ್ಲಿ ತಮ್ಮ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು ಮತ್ತು ಶಿಷ್ಯರೊಡನೆ ಮಾತನಾಡುತ್ತ ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದರು. 
                  ಆಗ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಅವರು,
                  'ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಗಮನವಿಟ್ಟು ಕೇಳಿ. ನಿಮಗೊಂದು ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಯನ್ನು ಹೇಳುತ್ತಿದ್ದೇನೆ. ಅದರ ನಿಜವಾದ ಅರ್ಥವನ್ನು ಯಾರಾದರೂ ಹೇಳಬಲ್ಲಿರಾ` ಎಂದು ಕೇಳಿದರು. ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಶಾಂತರಾಗಿ ಸ್ವಾಮೀಜಿಯ ಮಾತನ್ನು ಕೇಳತೊಡಗಿದರು. ಸ್ವಾಮಿಗಳು ಒಂದು ಕಥೆಯನ್ನು ಹೇಳಿದರು.
                  ಒಬ್ಬ ಮನುಷ್ಯ ದೇವರನ್ನು ಪ್ರಾರ್ಥಿಸಿದಾಗ ಅವನು ಭೂಮಿಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಬದುಕಿ ಉಳಿಯುವ ದಿನಗಳು ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಲ್ಲ ಎಂದು ಗೊತ್ತಾಯಿತು. ಅವನಿಗೆ ಭಯ, ದುಃಖ ಎರಡೂ ಆದವು. ಅದಲ್ಲದೇ ತನ್ನನ್ನು ನೆಲದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೂಳಿದಾಗ ಗೋರಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ತಾನೊಬ್ಬನೇ ಇರಬೇಕಲ್ಲ ಎಂಬ ಭಯ ಕಾಡತೊಡಗಿತು. ತನಗೆ ಯಾರಾದರೂ ಜೊತೆಯಾಗಿರಲು ಒಪ್ಪಿಯಾರು ಎಂದುಕೊಂಡು ತನಗೆ ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಆಪ್ತರಾದ ಮೂವರು ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರನ್ನು ನೆನಪಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಮೊದಲನೆ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತನ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಹೋದ.
                  `ಗೆಳೆಯಾ, ನನಗೆ ತುಂಬ ಭಯವಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ. ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ನನ್ನ ಜೊತೆಗೇ ಇರುತ್ತೀಯಾ` ಎಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ. `ಗೆಳೆಯ, ನೀನೇಕೆ ಚಿಂತೆ ಮಾಡುತ್ತೀ? ನಾನು ಸದಾ ನಿನ್ನೊಡನೆಯೇ ಇರುತ್ತೇನೆ` ಎಂದು ಭರವಸೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟ. ಆಗ ಈತ, 'ಹಾಗಲ್ಲ, ನಾನು ಕೆಲವೇ ದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಸಾಯುವವನಿದ್ದೇನೆ. ನನಗೆ ಗೋರಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಒಬ್ಬನೇ ಇರಲು ಭಯ` ಎಂದ. ಸ್ನೇಹಿತ ಬಿಳಿಚಿಕೊಂಡು, `ನಾನು ನಿನ್ನ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತನೇನೋ ಸರಿ. ಆದರೆ ಸಾವು ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಬೇರ್ಪಡಿಸುತ್ತದಲ್ಲ? ನಾನು
                  ಬೇಕಾದರೆ ಸ್ಮಶಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಮಾಧಿಗೆ ನಿನಗೊಂದು ಪುಟ್ಟ ಜಾಗ ಕೊಂಡುಕೊಡಬಲ್ಲೆ, ನಿನ್ನ ಸಮಾಧಿಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಸುಂದರವಾದ ಬಟ್ಟೆಯನ್ನು ಹೊದಿಸಬಲ್ಲೆ, ಆದರೆ ನಿನ್ನೊಡನೆ ಗೋರಿಯ ಒಳಗೆ ಬರಲಾರೆ` ಎಂದ. ಈತ ದುಃಖದಿಂದ ಮರಳಿದ.
                  ಮತ್ತೊಬ್ಬ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತನ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಇದೇ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆಯನ್ನು ಅವನ ಮುಂದಿಟ್ಟು ತನ್ನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಇರಲು ಕೇಳಿಕೊಂಡ. ಆತ ಹೇಳಿದ, 'ಗೆಳೆಯಾ, ನಾನು ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ನಿನ್ನೊಂದಿಗೇ ಇದ್ದೇನೆ, ನಿನ್ನ ಕೊನೆಯ ಕ್ಷಣದವರೆಗೂ ನಿನ್ನೊಡನೆ ಇರುತ್ತೇನೆ. ಆದರೆ ಸಾವು ನಿನ್ನನ್ನು ಬೇರ್ಪಡಿಸಿದಾಗ ಬಹಳ ಹೆಚ್ಚೆಂದರೆ ನಾನು ನಿನ್ನನ್ನು ಹೆಗಲಮೇಲೆ ಹೊತ್ತುಕೊಂಡು ಸ್ಮಶಾನದವರೆಗೆ ಬಂದು ನಿನ್ನ ದೇಹವನ್ನು ಗೋರಿಯಲ್ಲಿರಿಸಿ ಬರಬಹುದು. ಅನಂತರ
                  ನಾನು ಏನೂ ಮಾಡಲಾರೆ, ಕ್ಷಮಿಸು.' ಇವನ ದುಃಖ ಮತ್ತಷ್ಟು ಹೆಚ್ಚಾಯಿತು.
                  ನಿರಾಶನಾಗಿ ಮೂರನೆಯ ಗೆಳೆಯನ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೋಗಿ ಇದನ್ನೇ ವಿಸ್ತರಿಸಿ ತನ್ನ ಇನ್ನಿಬ್ಬರು ಹೇಳಿದ ಮಾತುಗಳನ್ನು ಒಪ್ಪಿಸಿದ. ಅವನಿಗೆ ಇವನಿಂದಲೂ ಅವರು ನುಡಿದಂಥ ಮಾತುಗಳೇ ಬರುತ್ತವೆಂಬುದು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಆದರೆ ಆ ಮೂರನೇ ಗೆಳೆಯ ಹೇಳಿದ, 'ಚಿಂತೆ ಬಿಡು ಮಿತ್ರ, ನಾನು ನಿನ್ನೊಡನೆ ಸ್ಮಶಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಮಾತ್ರವಲ್ಲ, ಗೋರಿಗೂ ಬರುತ್ತೇನೆ. ದೇವತೆಗಳು ಬಂದು ನಿನ್ನ ಪ್ರಶ್ನಿಸುವಾಗಲೂ ನಿನಗೆ ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುತ್ತೇನೆ. ಸೇತುವೆಯನ್ನು
                  ದಾಟಿ ಸ್ವರ್ಗಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗುವಾಗಲೂ ನಾನು ಮುಂದೆ ನಿಂತು ನಡೆಸುತ್ತೇನೆ.' ಈ ಮಾತುಗಳನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಗೆ ತುಂಬ ಸಮಾಧಾನವಾಯಿತು.
                  ಈ ಕಥೆಯನ್ನು ಹೇಳಿ ಸ್ವಾಮೀಗಳು  ಕೇಳಿದರು, 'ಆ ಮೂವರು ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು ಯಾರು ಗೊತ್ತೇ?' ಉತ್ತರ ಬರದಿದ್ದಾಗ ತಾವೇ ನುಡಿದರು, ಮೊದಲನೆಯ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತ ಹಣ, ಅದು ನಿಮಗಾಗಿ ಸ್ಮಶಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಸ್ಥಳ ಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದಕ್ಕೆ, ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಕೊಳ್ಳಲಿಕ್ಕೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನಕಾರಿ. ಎರಡನೆಯ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತ, ಹೆಂಡತಿ, ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಮತ್ತು ಪರಿವಾರ. ಅವರು ನಿಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಹೊತ್ತುಕೊಂಡು ಸ್ಮಶಾನದವರೆಗೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಬರಬಲ್ಲರು. ಮೂರನೆಯ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತ, ನೀವು ಮಾಡಿದ
                  ಧರ್ಮಕಾರ್ಯಗಳು. ಅವು ನಿಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಸ್ವರ್ಗದವರೆಗೂ ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿ ಬರುತ್ತವೆ .
                  ಎಂಥ ಅದ್ಭುತ ಮಾತು!
                  ಎಷ್ಟು ಸುಲಭವಾಗಿ, ಸುಂದರವಾಗಿ ಹೇಳಿದ್ದು!
                  ಇದು ನಮ್ಮ ನೆನಪಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಸದಾ ಇದ್ದರೆ ಎಷ್ಟು ಒಳ್ಳೆಯದಲ್ಲವೇ????
                  What Indian advertisements taught me.???
                  1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem
                  2. If you've a beautiful wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
                  3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
                  4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
                  5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
                  6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
                  7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
                  8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
                  9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
                  10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
                  11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
                  12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
                  13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
                  14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over your face.
                  15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
                  16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
                  17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
                  18. The only thing mothers and daughters talk to each other is usually about hair oil.
                  19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
                  And, finally this
                  20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting. (To be Read in one breath)
                  ಗುಂಡ ಒಂದೇ ಉಸಿರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಓಡಾತ್ತಾ ಬಂದು 
                  ಗುಂಡ: ಸರ್, ನನ್ನ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ನಿನ್ನೆ ರಾತ್ರಿಯಿಂದ ಕಾಣೆಯಾಗಿದ್ದಾಳೆ. 😟😟
                  ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ ಆಫೀಸರ್: ಏ, ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಕಾಣೆಯಾಗಿದ್ದರೆ ಪೊಲೀಸ್ ಸ್ಟೇಷನ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ದೂರು ಕೊಡು. ಪೋಸ್ಟ್ ಆಫೀಸಿಗೆ ಯಾಕೋ ಬಂದಿದ್ದೀಯಾ? 😡😡
                  ಗುಂಡ: ಓ ಸಾರಿ ಸರ್.. *ನನ್ ಮಗಂದು*.. ಖುಷಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಏನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕೆಂದು ಗೊತ್ತಾಗದೇ.. ಎಲ್ಲೆಲ್ಲೋ ಹೋಗ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದೀನಿ ಸರ್..💃🏾💃🏾
                  😍Biscuit wale ka Love letter: 
                  Dear "Marie",
                  Today is a "Goodday"
                  U have "Krack'jacked" my "Little heart".
                  Now i am in "50-50" state of mind.  Don't break my  "Fantasy".
                  Meet me at "Parle" junction
                  Plz dont play "Hide n seek". Tumhara "Tiger"...
                  Build 3 factories in your life, 4th one you will get free free free
                  1.Ice factory in brain. Be cool.
                  2.Sugar factory in tongue. Be sweet.
                  3.Love factory in heart. Be calm.
                  Then life will be satis"factory"
                  Be a writer of your life and reader of your mind.. 
                  The more you know yourself, the less you need approval of others..!! 
                  All problems are only due to two words early and late. 
                  We dream too early and act too late. 
                  We trust too early and forgive too late. 
                  We get angry too early and apologize too late. 
                  We give up too early and restart too late. 
                  We cry too early and smile too late. 
                  Change early or it will be too late.
                  See the good in everyone...
                  Be Blind to the faults of others...
                  Things do not change, you change your way of looking at them...
                  ಆಕೆಯನ್ನು ಹೀಗೇ ಒಬ್ಬರು ಕೇಳಿದರು
                  '' ನೀವೇನು ವರ್ಕಿಂಗ್ ವುಮೆನ್ನೋ ಅಥವಾ ಬರೀ ಹೌಸ್ ವೈಫೋ?''
                  ಆಕೆ ಉತ್ತರಿಸಿದಳು
                  ''ಹಾಂ... ನಾನು ಬರೀ ಹೌಸ್ ವೈಫೇ...ಆದರೆ ಇಪ್ಪತ್ತ್ನಾಲ್ಕು ಗಂಟೇನೂ ವರ್ಕ್ ಮಾಡೋ ಹೌಸ್ ವೈಫ್...ನೋಡಿ,
                  ನಾನು ಅಮ್ಮ
                  ನಾನು ಹೆಂಡತಿ
                  ನಾನು ಮಗಳು
                  ನಾನು ಸೊಸೆ
                  ನಾನು ಅಲಾರಾಂ ಗಡಿಯಾರ
                  ನಾನು ಅಡಿಗೆಯವಳು
                  ನಾನು ಕಸಮುಸುರೆಯವಳು
                  ನಾನು ಟೀಚರ್
                  ನಾನು ಅಕೌಂಟೆಂಟ್
                  ನಾನು ದಾಖಲೆಗುಮಾಸ್ತೆ
                  ನಾನು ಬಡಿಸೋ ವೇಟರ್
                  ನಾನು ಆಯಾ
                  ನಾನು ನರ್ಸ್
                  ನಾನು ಕೈಯಾಳು
                  ನಾನು ಗಾರ್ಡ್ನರ್ 
                  ನಾನು ಗೂರ್ಖಾ
                  ನಾನು ಕೌನ್ಸೆಲರ್
                  ನಾನು ಶಯನಭಾಗಿ
                  ಆದರೆ ಇಷ್ಟಾದರೂ ನೋಡಿ ನನಗೆ ಸಿಎಲ್ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಇಎಲ್ ಇಲ್ಲ,  ಸಂಡೇ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಹಬ್ಬದ ರಜೆ ಇಲ್ಲ , ಅಷ್ಟೇ ಅಲ್ಲ ನನಗೆ ಸಂಬಳಾನೂ ಇಲ್ಲ,,,,  ಆದರೂ ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಕೇಳ್ತಾರೆ    '' ಮನೇಲಿ ಕೂತ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಏನ್ಮಾಡ್ತಿರ್ತೀಯ ದಿನವೆಲ್ಲ''
                  "Waiting To Win"
                                   is common.
                              "Working To Win"
                                     is Genius
                            Today I will not say
                           "HAVE A NICE DAY"
                                  I Would say 
                           "MAKE A NICE DAY"
                  A man visits a mental hospital. He sees a patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting "Prema !! Prema !!"
                  He asks the assistant about the reason for the patient's  behavior. Asst says the patient used to love a girl called Prema but couldn't marry her. So he became mad.
                  The man visits the next ward. There also he sees another patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting
                  "Prema !! Prema !!"
                  The man 😳looks at the assistant.
                  The assistant says "This one married Prema"
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