All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄
🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋
🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🔴A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......😂😂😝😝
🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝
Couldn't stop sharing this one...
🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎
🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝
🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
😜😜😜
🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁
🔴Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳
..dedicated to all husbands 😛😛😛👏👏👏👌👌👌
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ಹೋಟೆಲಲ್ಲಿ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ತಿಂದು ಬಿಲ್ ಕೊಡೋಕೆ ದುಡ್ಡಿಲ್ಲಾ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಹೋಟೆಲಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡಿಸಿದ ಉದಾಹರಣೆ ಗಳನ್ನ ತುಂಬಾ ಕೇಳಿದ್ದೀವಿ....
ಹಾಗೆ ಮೈತುಂಬಾ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಿಂದ ಸಾಲ ತೊಗೊಂಡವರಿಗೆ ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಕೊಡಬಹುದಾ
😳😃😜😜
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The search of happiness is the main reason of Unhappiness.
Accept life the way it comes , you'll find happiness in every moment of life !!!
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*ECHO*
A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy tripped and, feeling a sharp pain, he screams "AHHHH!"
Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, "AHHHH!"
Filled with curiosity, he screams: "Who are you?", but the only answer he receives is, "Who are you?"
This makes him angry, so he shouts, "You are a coward!" and the voice answers "You are a coward!"
He looks at his father and asks "Dad what's going on?"
"Son," the man replies, "pay attention."
Then he screams, "I admire you!" The voice answers, "I admire you!"
The father shouts, "you are wonderful!" and the voice answers, "you are wonderful!"
The boy is surprised but still can't understand what is going on.
The father explains, *"People call this an ECHO, but truly it is LIFE. Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.*
If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect. If you want people to be patient with you, then be patient with them.
This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives.
Life always gives you back what you give out...
Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.
Choose your *ECHO !*
😊
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If karma works why are so many corrupt people successful ?
Pls read this story
Once a king ordered his three ministers to take a bag and go to the forest and fill up the bag with fruits.
The first minister thought that since the king has ordered for collection of fruits, he must collect the best of the fruits in the bag.
The second minister thought that since the king is a very busy person, he may not look very thoroughly into the bag what has been collected and hence he collected whatever he could lay his hands. Thus his bag was filled up with a mixture of good and rotten fruits.
The third minister thought that the king would see only externally how big the bag is and hence he just filled up the bag with all dried leaves and dust.
All the three ministers came back to the court with their respective bags, having executed the order of collecting the fruits.
The King, without even seeing what their bags contained, just ordered that now the three ministers must be sent to separate jails for three months, where they will not be provided with any food and they were only allowed to carry the respective bags wherein they had collected the fruits.
The first minister could spend the three months in the jail by eating the very nice fruits he had collected.
The second one could survive for some time with the good fruits in the bag and later he developed diseases by eating the rotten fruits he had collected.
The Third minister had nothing to eat and hence could not survive.
Moral of the story:
>From the above story we understand that we have to undergo the consequences of our own activities.
“You will be suffering your own reactions after your karmas, any single karma you perform, you have to suffer for it. Good and bad, everything, you have to have this reaction. No doubt about it.
In Mahabharata, Anushasana Parva, it is said
yathaa dhenu sahasreshu / vatso gachhati maataram
yat ca krtam karma / kartaaram api gachhati
“Amongst thousands of cows, the calf finds its own mother cow. Similarly the results of our past karma (deeds) when fully ripened, will find us without fail.”
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What is the _''most easy''_ & _''most difficult''_ thing in life?
Ans : *''Mistakes''*.
Easy to judge when others do it.
Difficult to realize when we do it.
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Inspiring story...
A 6 yr old boy was in the market with his 4 yr old sister...Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind.
He stopped and looked back.His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest.
The boy went back to her and asked,"Do you want something ?" The sister pointed at the doll. The boy held her hand and like a responsible elder brother, gave that doll to her.The sister was very very happy...
The shopkeeper was watching everything and getting amused to see the matured behaviour of the boy... Now the boy came to the counter and asked the shopkeeper,
"What is the cost of this doll, Sir !"
The shopkeeper was a cool man and had experienced the odds of life. So he asked the boy with a lot of love n affection,"
Well, What can you pay ?"
The boy took out all the shells that he had collected from sea shore, from his pocket and gave them to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper took the shells and started counting as if he were counting the currency. Then he looked at the boy.The boy asked him worriedly,"Is it less ?
" The shopkeeper said," No,No...
These are more than the cost. So I will return the remaining." Saying so,he kept only 4 shells with him and returned the remaining. The boy, very happily kept those shells back in his pocket and went away with his sister...
A servant in that shop got very surprised watching all these. He asked his master," Sir ! You gave away such a costly doll just for 4 shells ???
"The shopkeeper said with a smile," Well, For us these are mere shells.
But for that boy, these shells are very precious. And at this age he does not understand what money is, but when he will grow up, he definitely will. And when he would remember that he purchased a doll with the Shells instead of Money, he will remember Me and think that world is full of Good people. It will help him develop a positive attitude and he too in turn will feel motivated to be Good !
All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄
🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋
🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🔴A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......😂😂😝😝
🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝
Couldn't stop sharing this one...
🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎
🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝
🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
😜😜😜
🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁
🔴Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳
..dedicated to all husbands 😛😛😛👏👏👏👌👌👌
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