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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 63

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 63Boy in Bangalore: I want to transfer my single bed to a place 10 km away in bangalore. The bed is not fitting in my car and movers and packers is asking for a price equal to price of bed. What shud i do?
IT employee: Sell it on quikr and buy it again on quikr from the new address.
Quikr will transport it for free and also give u Paytm cashback😂😂😂

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🌸🌸🌸Fantastic Lines by Mother Teresa 🌸🌸🌸

🌸If your Eyes are Positive, You will Love the World. But if Your Tongue is Positive, The World will Love you.🌸
🌸A woman's love is in her action. She looks with her heart and feels with her eyes.🌸
🌸A woman is the bank where her family deposits all anger, worries and hurt. 🌸
🌸A woman is the cement that keeps her family together and her love lasts a lifetime.🌸

🌸🌸Send this to every beautiful woman you know🌸🌸...

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Someone asked : 

”What is forgiveness ? ” 

A little boy gave lovely reply , it is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone .

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A great story for any group !!

The Fable of Porcupines
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It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold.
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The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. 
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This way they covered & protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.After a while, they decided to distance themselves one from the other & they began to die, alone & frozen. 
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So they had to make a choice.. 
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Either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together.
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They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the warmth & heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive.
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The best group is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others & can admire the other person's good qualities. 
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Better to be surrounded by warm pricks than be frozen in solitude!!!!!!

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Someone asked  Acharya Chanakya - What is Poison?
He replied with a beautiful answer - Anything which is more than our necessity is Poison. It may be Power, Wealth, Hunger, Ego, Greed, Laziness, Love, Ambition, Hate or anything
What is fear.....?
Unacceptance of uncertainty.
If we accept that uncertainty,
it becomes adventure...!

What is envy ?
Unacceptance of good in others
If we accept that good, it becomes inspiration...!

What is Anger?
Unacceptance of things which are beyond our control.
If we accept, it becomes tolerance...!

What is hatred?
Unacceptance of person as he is. 
If we accept person unconditionally, it becomes love...!

It's a matter of acceptance.

Resistance creates stress...  

Acceptance does away with stress ...

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A Psychologist walked around a room while teaching Stress Management to an audience.

As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "Half empty or Half full" question.

Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired:
"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.

If I hold it for a minute,
it's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour,
I'll have an ache in my arm.

If I hold it for a day,
my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.

In each case,
the weight of the glass doesn't change,

But

The longer I hold it,
the heavier it becomes.

She continued,
"The Stresses and Worries in Life , are like that Glass of Water...

Think about them for a while and nothing happens.

Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.

And

If you think about them all day long,
you will feel paralyzed –
incapable of doing anything....!!!"

Remember to put the Glass Down

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