Have a smile.GOD asks Santa:
"Now that you are old, you have to choose either Parkinsons disease (haath kaapna) or Alzheimers (yaadaast khona) as punishment for your karma in this life."
Santa goes to Banta who advises him to choose Parkinsons and says, "Its better to spill half glass of whiskey. than to forget where 😱the bottles are kept." !!
Santa hugs and kiss Banta !!
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out. Then he ate him! Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
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SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!
🐜 Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
🎆 To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
💨 To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
💭 To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
🙇 To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
🍋 To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
🍞 To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
👕 To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste 🍥
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
🐀 To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
🍸 Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
💐 We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
💦 Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
🕕⛅ helps to
activate internal
organs..
2⃣ 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes 🕧
before a Meal -
helps digestion..
3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath 🚿 - helps
lower your blood
pressure.
4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - 🕙 avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.
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👉When TV came to my house. I forgot how to read books.
👉When the car came to my doorstep, I forgot how to walk.
👉When I got the mobile in my hand, I forgot how to write letters.
👉When computer came to my house, I forgot spellings
👉When the Ac came to my house, I stopped going under the tree for cool breeze
👉When I stayed in the city, I forgot the smell of mud.
👉By dealing with banks, I forgot the value of money.
👉With the smell of perfume, I forgot the fragrance of fresh flowers.
👉With the coming of fast food, I forgot to cook idli and rice.
👉Always running around, I forgot how to stop.
👉👉And lastly when I got watsapp, I forgot how to talk.
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THIS IS HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS 👈
Both friends will think that they are too busy 😔
They will not contact each other thinking it may be disturbing 😡
As time passes, both will think... "let the other contact me" 😨
After a while, each will think... "why should I contact first?" 😳
Here, your love will gradually be converted to pride 👿
Finally, without contact, the memory becomes weak 💆
They forget each other.....❔
One day they will meet and blame one another 😪
So, let's keep in touch, my dear friend 👫
I don’t wanna be one of those kind of friends 👎
So here I am saying,
I miss you! And hope that all is well with you? 👍☎😄😃
Life is no fun without FRIENDS👦👧
It's "World Best Friends Week." Send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them.
See how many you get back... If you get more than 3 you are really a lovable person...
I am waiting!!!
Dont break this chain.
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